Peeing on an electric fence

[happousai (imported)]

What happens if someone pees on an electric fence?

I tried to search for "pee electric fence" on Google, but couldn't find any actual accounts of people who had done that.

[Pel2 (imported)]

What happens if someone pees on an electric fence?

I tried to search for "pee electric fence" on Google, but couldn't find any actual accounts of people who had done that.

Well... I haven't peed on an electric fence, but I have installed one, and been nipped by my own work..

Some basics first: An electric fence works by sending a pulse of electricity down the fence every second or so. Each pulse is a couple thousand volts, but only a milliamp or so. Each pulse lasts for a fraction of a second, and the return circuit is the ground (installation of an electric fence involves putting a ground pole at least ten feet into the earth).

That said, the feeling is something like that of being punched in a large area at once, as all the muscles in that area contract involuntarily and violently (for a fraction of a second mind you).

If you were to pee on an electric fence, well I can speculate that it would be feel like being punched very hard in the genitals by a very large fist, and it would, well, fucking seriously hurt! :-O

[BroBear (imported)]

Well the fences are designed to deliver an uncomfortable up to nasty zap to an animal. It is also designed to be non lethal. So I would surmise you would get a mild to nasty shock when the stream hit the wire. Of course if you had no contact to ground and was wearing moderatly insulating shoes you might not feel a thing.

Now here is the diclaimer:

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

DO NOT Pee on High Voltage power transmission gear or wiring. The currents and voltages ARE VERY lethal. You will be killed, burned or both when you create a short circuit for an arc to form. For an instant every amp availble in that section of the power grid will pass up your pee and expolde your piss, your cock, your balls and you in a ball of plasma fire!

There are pictures of electrical burns of the groin on alt.binaries.grotesue and boy is it a mess! Not the way to loose your package!

Steve BeoBear

Electical Enginner

[Blaise (imported)]

Where can I buy my electric fence? Can I get one installed in my bedroom or at my office! :Australia :withstupi

[Andrew (imported)]

Where can I buy my electric fence? Can I get one installed in my bedroom or at my office!

Of course you can, and it would be an even better fetish if the installation was done by a woman wearing a long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up above the elbow.

[A-1 (imported)]

Yes!

...and let the shirt have pockets on both sides and let her be braless so that her erect, pierced nipples show through the fabric.

Ohh, I am going...there I went!!!

(hmmm..Andrew, was that coming or going?)

A-1

I am gone now...

[Paolo]

Oh, alright, that's enough.

Knock it off right now.

I can't believe no man here, as a boy, ever peed on an electric fence. Didn't anyone here grow up in the country?!

In short, once your stream of urine hits the fence, it feels like someone has grabbed your dick wearing a pear of cactus studded gloves and started jerking you off. And you can't STOP peeing, either. You are connected to the fence until your bladder is empty.

About a millisecond later, it feels like your dick is being twisted out by the roots and your balls have come back from having gone to sleep, tingling, only about a billion times worse. About another millisecond later, it feels like a razor sharp vibrating knife has been slammed up your urethra, twisting and gouging as it goes, until you finally run out of pee and break contact to fall backwards on the ground gasping for air and begging the Lord for immediate, if not SOONER, death.

Yes, I speak from experience.

So there.

[JesusA (imported)]

And, I can attest that Paolo has it EXACTLY right! His description is far more poetic than I could have managed, however.

If you really demand first-hand knowledge, find an active electric fence, wet your finger, then touch it. Imagine the experience on a far more sensitive area and you CAN’T pull loose….

Even when I miss and touch a wire with my bare hand occasionally, I have flashbacks to the REAL pain!

[happousai (imported)]

I wonder if there's any cases of people becoming nullified (without dying) as a result of peeing on an electric fence.

[Blaise (imported)]

I had forgotten about the pockets!

Oh, AFTER, of course.