Burglars beware.

[Eunuchorn (imported)]

http://www.unitednews.org/attempted-rob ... -genitals/

[paring (imported)]

The story doesn't tell if the dogs were Rottweilers. I had one and when guys were playing too hard with my dog, it'd bite (controled bite) them in the growing as a warning of what he could do to stop the fight. This technic worked every time. My dog could crush a golf ball between his molars so there is no wonder, what he'd have done to a set of genitals.

[Dave (imported)]

http://www.unitednews.org/attempted-rob ... -genitals/

Thanks for the link. . .

I found a way to copy the text: print to PDF and copy the text out of the pdf.

An attempted robbery at a property in Snohomish, Washington has been prevented thanks to the actions of a guard dog trained specifically to protect against intruders.

According to local media reports, the home on 4th St was targeted in the early hours of Tuesday morning by a local man with a criminal record including a number of felonies. The burglar climbed over a fence at the back of the property and was attempting to enter via the rear door when the guard dog attacked.

“I was woken by a loud scream,” said the homeowner, a 43-year old man who declined to be identified, “It was so high-pitched I initially thought it was a woman crying out in pain.” The man quickly got up from bed and raced to the back door, where he made a gruesome discovery.

“I saw a man on the ground, writhing in pain, and my dog was all over him.” Once he was able to control the dog, he was shocked by the scale of the burglar’s injuries.

“It appears he must have latched onto his groin, and from what I could see he caused some serious damage.” The attempted intruder lay motionless on the ground as the homeowner called for medical help.

Staff at the medical centre that treated the injured man declined to comment, citing patient confidentiality. However, one local reporter found a source who was prepared to discuss the scale of the man’s injuries. “His genitals were completely severed in the attack,” he said. “We could find no sign of them; it would appear the dog has digested them.”

Community groups have praised the dog’s bravery in preventing the criminal from gaining access to the home. “Home invasions are always a concern, and an event like this will certainly make criminals think twice before trying to break into a property,” said one member of the neighborhood watch.

They should search the dog's stool for signs of genitals like when the doggie eats your keys or batteries or garage door opener or that knickknack your mother-in-law gave you or the bones from that rotisserie chicken that disappeared form your neighbor's BBQ last week. You know the drill. It works with babies and diapers too...

[sparkey49 (imported)]

I don't think anyone would want them at that point and they should be pretty well digested not like a bone or something. Maybe the burglar will think twice next time!

[Dave (imported)]

I don't think anyone would want them at that point and they should be pretty well digested not like a bone or something. Maybe the burglar will think twice next time!

I was being silly. It was fun to write about dog droppings.

BTW - I agree with you.

[ambiguous (imported)]

Perhaps the dog has a future on the EA.

[nutless1 (imported)]

That is not likely, as the dog will be considered a "cutter", and they are frowned upon by EA!

Perhaps the dog has a future on the EA.

[Paolo]

I think he's going to be our new mascot.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

There was a news story years ago similar to this one. But it was a naked man who was high on drugs or mentally ill, he was in his 30s. Out on a street late at night causing a disturbance. The first police unit to respond was a canine unit. After resisting arrest, the cop released his dog on the man. The dog bite off his balls and mangled his dick. Drs saved his penis. But the dog ate his balls right after biting them off. I guess dogs love those fresh rocky mountain oysters taken right off the cords and don t wait to swallow their prize. Wonder how many eunuchs lost their nads to dogs and animals?

The cable tv series called river monsters had an hour long documentary on fish from the Amazon river related to pirahnas but much bigger, like 20 inches of pirahna. These ate nuts and berries along ghe Amazon river and are sold in the usa as aquarium pets. New Guina imported them as a food source and intentionally set them free to populate rivers there. But those fish became meat eaters attacking caymen and any animals in the water. The local natives named them ball cutters since the fish started castrating men in the river and eating their nuts. The fish have teeth shaped just like human teeth and leaves bites that look human.

Some dumb ass released some in a pond in Indiana where local fishermen caught some big ones that survived the winter freeze. Now men will have to wear jocks with nut cups to swim in Indiana.

[bobbilee (imported)]

Great idea !!

What would be a good name for a Rottweiler as a mascot for the Eunuch Archive members during the MoM in August?

"Eunuchboy"? my first choice. "Castrati" my second choice, although it sounds like a command...and who would want to call the dog?

bobbilee