you unceremoniously harvest
Unceremoniously? Never! The ceremony would be the best part.
First, The entire swim team would bind you to a stake wearing their lowest cut speedos. Manly men shaved down everywhere to get that extra 1/100th of a second on their time.
They are then replaced by postulates to the Church of Cock (
https://thechurchofcock.com/about/). All beautiful women devoted to the worship of cock and its holy seed.
After the postulates say a silent prayer the head Priestess of the Church of Cock comes close and says the Mantra of Purpose:
Mantra of Purpose (
https://thechurchofcock.com/doctrine/#mantras )
Cock is my universe.
To take Cock in my mouth or into my body is to let the universe exist within me.
I crave Cock. I need Cock.
Cum sustains me.
I want Cum in my mouth.
I want Cum on my face.
No matter where I am,
I crave the taste of Cock.
It's my purpose in life.
Cock is life & Cum is bliss.
Then the lights go down, all becomes quiet and a spotlight is shown onto your cock.
An AV screen lights up with a slide show of the history of your cock. It shows how it's grown, how you've both nurtured it and beat it as if it owed you money. There isn't a dry eye in the house after that moving tribute.
The harvesting Queen from the local Wicken (not Robert Wicken the hunk of NASCAR, the other kind of Wicken) community comes out dressed in her most sacred silk kimono. She slips off her frock as the solid gold harvesting shears are handed to her.
You hardly notice the robotic arm that bands your cock as the other robotic arm inserts the exact replica dildo ...
So the question isn't how would I handle it (answer: just fine, I'd probably enjoy it), it's how would you?:D