Mommy, Daddy and the Babysitter

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?

I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.

That's not going to work.

Why not?

Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again.

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

Hmmm. I suspect Daddy's not going to be getting much bouncing for a while.

Sandi

[Dave (imported)]

out of the mouths of babes

(double entendre intended)