My gf just told me

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

My gf just told me if I wanted to lose 5 pounds of ugly fat I should let her cut off my dick. And she said it in front of 3 of her friends. WTF?!?!

[Paolo]

You could dump her and lose 100+.

Just sayin'...

[Arab Nights (imported)]

I think it was Ava Gardner who made some comment abot Frank Sinatra weighing 120 pounds and 110 was solid, hard driving cock.

You could have commented that it was really 10 pounds and ready to take on four women at any moment. I always thing of perfect answers the next day

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I think it was Ava Gardner who made some comment abot Frank Sinatra weighing 120 pounds and 110 was solid, hard driving cock.

You could have commented that it was really 10 pounds and ready to take on four women at any moment. I always thing of perfect answers the next day

LMFAO! That's awesome!! I actually told her (them) they were welcome to all try but there's not a blade hard or sharp enough for the job.

She said she only said it because she was meaning I have no fat anywhere else so I guess it wasn't really an insult directed at my dick. But all her chick friends looked at me and my crotch when she said it. Weird thing is I could feel the start of a boner when she said it. Gotta run class starts in 45 mins

[paring (imported)]

She is just enticing you into castration, from now on, this fantasy will only grow up !

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

She is just enticing you into castration, from now on, this fantasy will only grow up !

No way!! Are you serious?! So hide all the knives or should I let her play out some of this fantasy if that's all it is. I had no idea girls were into thinking like this.

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

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I had no idea girls were into thinking like this.

Most aren't, but some of us are. You might want to put off bondage play until you know what she really thinks is fun. She may be all talk and no action, but....

Sandi

[stewie69 (imported)]

Buy your gf a professional grade chef's knife or poultry shears. Should slice off any cock with ease.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Buy your gf a professional grade chef's knife or poultry shears. Should slice off any cock with ease.

She'll need some serious Ginsu power to cut thru all this. Scissors or shears wouldn't take it off if it's hard. If I'm awake and watching it WILL be hard.

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Most aren't, but some of us are. You might want to put off bondage play until you know what she really thinks is fun. She may be all talk and no action, but....

Sandi

She makes these comments but this was first time I remember in front of her friends. That's why I was kinda shocked.