Columbus, Ohio

Post Reply
MacTheWolf (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 4186
Joined: Fri Jul 04, 2003 9:22 pm

Posting Rank

Columbus, Ohio

Post by MacTheWolf (imported) »

Q. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down?

A. There's nothing worth craping on!
tugon (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 2958
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:55 am

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by tugon (imported) »

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:31 pm Q. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down?

A. There's nothing worth craping on!

I beg to differ.
Dave (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 6386
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:06 pm

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by Dave (imported) »

I always told that joke as Philadelphia ... excuse me, I should have said -- filtha-delphia
Wolf-Pup (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 586
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:38 am

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by Wolf-Pup (imported) »

Being from Pittsburgh I feel fully qualified to judge Ohio. I have been to Columbus a number of times and really liked it. I have been to Cincinnati a a couple of times and its a pretty city and has a similar feel to Pittsburgh. Then there is Cleveland...the mistake on the lake...much better punchline (although the Cavaliers winning the NBA has taken some of the dullness off sadly).

I also agree with Dave completely. Philly is a good place to see a concert, but I never really WANTED to go there :)
C&TL2745 (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 489
Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:30 am

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by C&TL2745 (imported) »

I understand that a couple of decades or more ago there was a survey of sorts to find how friendly various cities in the US were. They did things like "lose" a wallet and see whether it got returned or ask directions on the street and see how helpful people were. After the survey, the Philadelphia paper had the headline, "Philadelphia Unfriendliest City" with the sub-headline "Who asked ya?"

A bit of irony for a city whose name means brotherly love.

Sandi
Arab Nights (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 2147
Joined: Sat May 22, 2004 7:23 pm

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by Arab Nights (imported) »

In Catalonia (think Barcelona, Spain) there is a cultural figure - el caganer:

http://www.barcelonayellow.com/barcelon ... traditions

He has been described as like being in the parking lot of an Eagle's home game.
nvrgag44 (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 421
Joined: Sat May 26, 2012 12:24 pm

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by nvrgag44 (imported) »

Just an IMHO but there is nothing friendly about cities when compared to smaller towns. But when I think of Columbus I see Ali MacGraw sprinting topless through the night in "Good Bye Columbus" and I'm reminded of Woody Hayes, a colorful, entertaining and gritty old school football coach who ranks up there with the best of his peers like Paul "Bear" Bryant, Ara Parseghian, Bo Schembechler, Duffy Daugherty and others.

Like all big cities Philly isn't one of my favorite places but it's home to some remarkable medical facilities, specifically Jefferson Hospital and Wills Eye Clinic.

Cleveland may be referred to by some as "The mistake on the lake" but it's home to another top notch medical facility, The Cleveland Clinic.
Dave (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 6386
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:06 pm

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by Dave (imported) »

I didn't say anything about bad about Cleveland because

1) the Steelers weren't involved

2) my friends up there cheered the Penguins over the Sharks (poke, poke, Jesus)

3) I kinda like LeBron James even though I'm not a BB fan. I think he's done good for Cleveland.

I will say one thing about Cleveland -- the Cuyahoga River once caught fire and burnt. Yes, exactly what I said -- the RIVER caught fire -- http://clevelandhistorical.org/items/sh ... 3LAKleMD_Q
nvrgag44 (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 421
Joined: Sat May 26, 2012 12:24 pm

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by nvrgag44 (imported) »

It wasn't actually the river itself but all the crap floating on top, wasn't it? I hear it's been cleaned up.

Same for Lake Erie. It used to have trouble supporting marine life but now it's a go to fishing destination. A local cop drags his boat to Ohio every summer, about a six hour drive just to fish Lake Erie for a week. And he's within a few miles of Lake Michigan which also has good fishing.
Dave (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 6386
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:06 pm

Posting Rank

Re: Columbus, Ohio

Post by Dave (imported) »

Yes, they cleaned up the Cuyahoga River and revitalized the Cleveland downtown area.

I have friends who have a summer cabin at Lake Erie and they dash up there very weekend. It's nice.

I used to take my family (Nephews, nieces, Mother, Aunt, & dog) to Cedar Point in Sandusky. That was nice.
Post Reply

Return to “Jokes, Links, Media & More”