DEADPOOL (that's two words DEAD and POOL smooshed together)

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DEADPOOL (that's two words DEAD and POOL smooshed together)

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What can I say. DEADPOOL is the first "R" rated movie to break $100 Million Gross opening weekend.

It's a fun movie. And NO, the Avengers in it do not argue over vulgarity, Deadpan has 84 "F" bombs.

It's fun that way.

It's like "Everything Wrong with a Movie" mashed into the Marvel Universe and put it all to film.

Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) is a former Special Forces operative who now works as a mercenary. His world comes crashing down when evil scientist Ajax (Ed Skrein) tortures, disfigures and transforms him into Deadpool. The rogue experiment leaves Deadpool with accelerated healing powers and a twisted sense of humor. With help from mutant allies Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand), Deadpool uses his new skills to hunt down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

In other words, a laugh riot!

The movie begins with the usual MARVEL credits that aren't the usual. The credits are told from inside DeadPool's mind and immediately establishes the tone of SATIRE. Plus, he gets shot up the ass and makes fun of it.

It was fun. I'll watch it again today or tonight. And again, tomorrow. Maybe twice. What the "F", it's better than listening to politics on the TV!

You know that maxim of never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself? Well, in DEADPOOL, you would die a virgin.
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There's so many little delightful pieces of fun in this movie.

That includes the worlds greatest atomic wedgie and a unicorn being abused and some wonderful tiny critters that Deadpool seems to hallucinate at random times.
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i thoroughly enjoyed deadpool. delightfully funny. my favorite line was when his hand was growing back and he wondered how that tiny hand would feel while masturbating.
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Other than Spiderman, I just never could get into Marvel comics. I was a DC person. I still have my copy of the oversize issue of Superman Vs. Spiderman, too, although it's in very rough shape. Enough for a collector to laugh at it. Hey, I was like 8, OK?
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DEAD POOL is like the only Marvel comic turned movie that embraces the "Tuesday Night Sport Fucking" ideals of FIGHT CLUB's romantic scenes.
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Good DEADPOOL, he says skipping away.

He looks like an avocado but not a good avocado, a bad avocado that had sex with a rotting avocado but not good sex, more like hate sex, the bad sex because the relationship was so dysfunctional that hate sex was the only way to end it, to reduce it to ashes.
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Even OGLAF got in on the AVOCADO sex binge:

http://oglaf.com/incubus/

BTW - OGLAF is a weekly cartoon for adults.
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OGLAF is one of my favorites. --FLO--
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DEADPOOL is hitting HBO tonight.

HBO may never be the same...
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I liked this and will watch again simply cos the hero waffled on a lot and I missed half of it .
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