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Dave, I turn 72 in September. I'm often not sure what is going on - heheh
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Season 3: Episode 9 - SchwanzKopf

(PenishHead for those who don't speak German)

Jesse Custer gets his little bit of soul back. He liberated it from the AllFather's Rectum.

Seriously, I wouldn't lie about that.

Tulip O'Hare is on a bus to Hell (it's not shaped like a hand-basket) with Hitler, Eugene (arse-face), the Saint of Killers and a few others.

The Vampire is vamping...

The AllFather and Stark and THE GRAIL are still planning an apocalypse.

A suitcase filled with souls are headed back to Old Lady Marie L'Angele.

It might be making sense, now
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Season 3 episode 10 - The Light Above

Gee, it's the season finale --

Tulip fights Nazis.

The Saint of Killers blows up a few things and gets his gun back.

Marie L'Angelle gets hers.

Cassidy finds a friend and then loses a friend.

God appears in a dalmatian gimp suit

Satan has bats in his belfry

And Hilter (that's the new name Hitler hides under -- subtle huh?) gets a new position in Hell.

And Stark's head still looks like a penis
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Its a bit weird but it all sort of nearly came together in this episode. Look forward to the confusion that will come with the next season. 🔨
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SEASON 4 - episodes 1 and 2...

Ever since the Final Season (#4) of PREACHER started airing Sunday night, I have been puzzling over the ending. It’s a pizzle puzzle.

- - Herr Starr (Pip Torrens the actor who is bald like Yul Brenner and who bears a scar on top of his head where Jesse Custer struck him with something (His head resembles a penis and the scar the piss slit of a penis)… Anyway - Herr Starr who leads the organization responsible for bringing the "Son of Jesus" to the apocalypse and because of the "inbreeding" by the organization to increase the "Jesus" DNA, the clones can sing, whack off, and drool. They are all named Humperdoo and they do hump away.

- - But that's merely a setup for the puzzle. Jesse Custer who is possession of the "Word of God Power" that makes all men follow his commands, has Commanded Herr Starr to never wear a hat. In one of the gun battles in the first two episodes of this season, Herr Starr is wearing headphone-silencers to avoid being defeated by Jesse Custer using the Word of God.

- - He does, however, get his ear shot off.

- - Now step back because I have to tell you about another character - - a vampire named Cassidy who is Jesse's Friend and is in love with Jesse's lover and main squeeze Tulip O’Hare. Cassidy is being held by Herr Starr in his fortress of Masada in Israeli Desert. . Cassidy is being tortured painfully with a knife - - a guy keeps radically circumcising him in very painful ways. Then they give him human blood and like a good vampire, he grows all hist body parts back. Then they do the cutting all over again and again and again.

Now we get to the puzzling point of all of this:

At the end of Episode 2 - - Herr Starr has a set of Cassidy's cock and balls grafted onto the side of his head to replace his lost ear. The "member" isn't very large and is an uncut tiny spud and the sack with testicles are shrunken because they were never too large to begin with.

Why? I don’t know… This is one of the more puzzling aspects of PREACHER. I'm not sure that I want to know why or what for.
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The Twitter-verse is convinced that the "new" ear grafted onto Herr Starr's head is made of many foreskins from the dozens of circumcisions ... AND ... in its wisdom, the Twitter-verse has declared that Herr Starr has earectile dysfunction.
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Season 4, Episode 5 - Bleak City

I heard the phrase "oozing little gob-shite" in this episode.

That's all I have to say
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Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:16 pm Season 4, Episode 5 - Bleak City

I heard the phrase "oozing little gob-shite" in this episode.

That's all I have to say

With that little pearl of knowledge I had better start watching .:)
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