Amusing Quotes

[Studlover (imported)]

Here is a series of amusing and

interesting quotes:

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny

Youngman

Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is

talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. - Bill Cosby

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

- Benjamin Frankin

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney

Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - George Burns

My mother buried three husbands; and two of them were just napping.

- Rita Rudner

The secret of a happy marriage... remains a secret. - Henny Youngman

People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a

quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no

secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for

not being Paul Newman. - Erma Bombeck

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when

I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and

didn't notice."

And our favorite:

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing

your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I

married the wrong man."