Bovine Electro Ejaculator

[VeeJay (imported)]

I was reading an article on the internet the other day about semen collection from stallions, (research for story) and it mentioned something called a Bovine Electro Ejaculator. This sounds like something I could use in a story for Eunuch.org, but I haven't been able to find any details on the subject.

I did find a picture of a similar device for sheep or goats but the picture was so small - with no size reference - that it wasn't much help. It was a clear plastic tube with a bunch of parts inside. No description of how it was used.

Anybody know anything about this interesting sounding device?

[Lowellsteve (imported)]

A Tens Unit is the same thing and you can buy them on ebay. I have one and love it. But my niece tryed it and its painfull for women. Seem its made more for men.

[Leon (imported)]

The human version:

http://www.peselectro.com/PESProductsPr ... ulator.asp

Although using it to simply ejaculate, seems like a waste to me.

All the best,

Leon

[billf82 (imported)]

A bovine electroejaculator would likely be a bit much for a man. The size of the anal probe would be large and the jolt it delivers significant. Ones made for sheep or goats might be better. Electroejaculators work by causing electrically stimulated convulsion of the muscles associated with ejaculation. An anal probe is positioned to zap the prostate.

By the way, versions of this are made for humans, though I doubt that the human ones are generally carried in the local farm and ranch store. These units are used to obtain semen from men with spinal injuries or other problems which cause inability to ejaculate. If these men are producing viable sperm and the muscles still work, they can become fathers.

By the way, the response about a Tens unit was incorrect. As far as I know, no tens unit will deliver a jolt anywhere near the power of an ejaculator.

Bill

[VeeJay (imported)]

What is a Tens Unit? I checked eBay but there were1558 pages in the Mature Audiences category and a search on Tens Unit produced nothing.

[VeeJay (imported)]

Sounds perfect.

It wouldn't be any use for my kind of Eunuch.org stories if it didn't give a real jolt.

[Dave (imported)]

I'm in a silly mood tomight!!!

I have this rather bizzarre mental image of a bovine electro ejaculator attached to a bull and giant squirts of bull semen are being flug across the room like darts at a target.....

Can't you just see one of those cows from the Far Side Cartoons, standing upright and taking potshots at the farmers who milk his cows and yelling "That'll teach you for fondling my wife's tits!!!"

And the Bovine version would be a great torture device. . . .

Dave

[VeeJay (imported)]

My thoughts exactly

[Blaise (imported)]

I'm serious. It looks intriguing.

[BroBear (imported)]

Check out this little hummer!

http://www.colorado-serum.com/bailey_ejac.htm

There are pictures on the web page, The text follows:

"THE BAILEY EJACULATOR

#21150 & #21155

“MADE IN THE U.S.A.”

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This instrument represents a new generation of electronic ejaculators for rams and billy goats. The unit is light-weight (2 lbs.), battery-operated, enclosed in a rugged die-cast case, and designed for one hand operation: ALL AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE.

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The unit is simple to use. After inserting the probe approximately 4 inches into rectum push the switch on for 4 seconds, off for 4 seconds. Repeat the cycle. Ejaculation should be achieved after only a few cycles.

While the switch is on, the red light will be on, indicating operation of the unit as well as battery condition. If the light does not appear or appears only dimly, replace the batteries. Remove four screws on the cover plate to access battery compartment. Be sure to observe polarity when inserting batteries. A set of fresh batteries should provide at least 100 ejaculations, and perhaps as high as 300.

Use brass cylinder in place of 1 battery for goats, or to decrease stimulation in sheep.

The outside of the unit may be cleaned with normal detergents. The unit is entirely sealed except the cover plate. Water or other materials should not be allowed to enter.

WARNINGS: Western Instrument Company makes no warranties, expressed or implied concerning this instrument. Any defective parts will be replaced. Must be returned to Denver for any repairs.

FOR VETERINARY USE ONLY. Should be used by or under direction of a veterinarian.

No. 21150 - Complete Bailey Ejaculator (including batteries).

No. 21155 - Replacement Battery (2 required).

Anyone Want to give it a try?

Steve Bro Bear