Ouch!

[Mark (imported)]

Every year they put out the Darwin Awards for people who do really stupid things. Here's the winner this year:

Spurred on by a bet from the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging

them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.

Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke the new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, which he was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the golf course.

[Blaise (imported)]

Whoosh!

[Riverwind (imported)]

Yes, if you go to the site you will find other interesting stories of guys that have removed themselves from the gene pool, or should.

I think my favorite was the story of the two guys who did not have tickets for the local football game and decided they could see the game from the hill above the stadium. If you want some good laughs go to

http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humo ... in_Awards/

River