This is Truly Disturbing. I Bought One

[Paolo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PwGje00qsA

And I got the last one, too! HA!

I'm sure they'll get more in, though.

If not, I'm marking her up and reselling it and giving the kid some cash!

[Losethem (imported)]

Did you see that dildo on it's head?

Kids grow up so fast these days...

--LT

[Paolo]

Haha!

I'm sure a 4 year old girl won't think that! I just hope it doesn't learn words.

Her daddy will educate it, I'm sure.

Seriously though, it was Christmas for the only girl in the lot.

I may not know how to deal with little girls very well, I dearly wish she'd turned out a Tomboy, and not a Princess.

But I am the Queen when it comes to shopping, and I get in the mood! Unfortunately, I don't have a royal treasury.

[Atreyu69 (imported)]

It sort of reminds me of the Play-Doh Cake Mountain playlet. Remember that?

[Paolo]

No, but I remember my little sister's Easy Bake Oven. I was like, fuck this - so we attempted to make cookies in the real one.

One of the more memorable ass-whoopin's I got...