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Sometimes people do things that are really stupid, here is one such case.

http://news.yahoo.com/intruder-dies-cal ... 56744.html

This is a person that had no idea how a fireplace works, there is a reason there is a flue but it you could ask this person, he would give you the same reaction that a deer does when hit in the dark with headlights.

So I officially nominate this dead guy for a Darwin, he gets my vote.
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Modern Chimneys are not big enough to enable human passage.

I thought everyone knew that.

Oh wait, this really was a person Too Stupid To Live...
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Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:06 pm Modern Chimneys are not big enough to enable human passage.
You mean Santa Claus is gonna get stuck at his first delivery? Bummer!

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Actually the modern fireplace has only been around sense OH wait for it, the 18th centruy.
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C&TL2745 (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:09 pm You mean Santa Claus is gonna get stuck at his first delivery? Bummer!

Sandi

Santa has no worries so long as he gets a bit of liposuction and becomes a nullo before Christmas.
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