Buffalo

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

What did the Buffalo say to his son who was leaving to go to college?

Bison.

Before anyone lynches me, I got that one from Jesus.

[kristoff]

What did the Buffalo say to his son who was leaving to go to college?

Bison.

Before anyone lynches me, I got that one from Jesus.

But you're the one who passed it on.....

[Dave (imported)]

It's a Groaner !

That's Fur Sure !

[Eunuchorn (imported)]

Is a Soldier who has survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray a Seasoned Veteran?

[Prudence (imported)]

That girl said she knew me from a vegetarian club. But I've never met herbivore.

What did the Rancher say when his cattle wandered up a hill?

The steaks have never been higher.

Have you read the new book on anti-gravity?

It's impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

AND I SAVED THE BEST ONE FOR LAST:

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Yes we got that from Jesus with a cartoon attached, but sense then this thread has gone down hill with one groaner after another, However what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.

[Frida G Cavic (imported)]

What did the Buffalo say to his son who was leaving to go to college?

Bison.

Before anyone lynches me, I got that one from Jesus.

lynch you? why?

I liked It

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

lynch you? why?

I liked ItI don't know about lynching, but there ought to be some sort of PUNishment.

Sandi

[Eunuchorn (imported)]

I tried to catch some fog once, but I mist.

When chemists die, they Barium

I love puns. I even wrote a theatrical performance about them. It was a Play on Words.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I thought that a Bison was something an Australian washed his hands in. --FLO--