Tulsa chick tries to bite boyfriend's penis off

[SplitDik (imported)]

This link has news video showing what the woman looks like (not bad): http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/wom ... -penis-off

TULSA - A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.

Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.

Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.

According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home "about how needy she had become." The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.

Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."

The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

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The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer....

Wow! Biting his penis off is one thing, but damaging his computer? That's really low.

Sandi

[fhunter]

Wow! Biting his penis off is one thing, but damaging his computer? That's really low.

SandiBrain was probably undamaged, and computer... so now it is considered "dangerous weapon"? or was it her teeth?

PS. No concussion? Wow. either laptop was soft, or it was a case of:

(Dr) - diagnosis - traumatic head injury.

(Nurse) - may be traumatic brain injury?

(Dr) - Traumatic head injury, no brain there.

[nvrgag44 (imported)]

Another whack job girlfriend. Good thing he's not a NASCAR race driver. They would probably give him an indefinite suspension. His career would be ruined but whatever. We always believe the whack job girlfriend and he must have done something to drive her to such desperate measures. Besides, we have to do what is politically correct.

[fhunter]

Another whack job girlfriend. Good thing he's not a NASCAR race driver. They would probably give him an indefinite suspension. His career would be ruined but whatever. We always believe the whack job girlfriend and he must have done something to drive her to such desperate measures. Besides, we have to do what is politically correct.

I think both sides used "diplomacy" and "intelligence" as a dump stats.

And also failed communication on way too many levels.

PS. We do not know both sides of the story or whole story for that matter.

PPS. This story teaches one good lesson - never sleep with someone crazier than you.

[kristoff]

PPS. This story teaches one good lesson - never sleep with someone crazier than you.

Is that why I never get laid?

[Losethem (imported)]

And people wonder why I'm gay.

[_g (imported)]

And people wonder why I'm gay.

I had a gay neighbor which would give that girl friend a run for the money! There are crazies male and female their sexual likes do not make them any crazier.