Thoughts

[Studlover (imported)]

Thoughts:

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Where are we going and what's with this hand basket?

If the "black box" flight recorder box is never damaged during a

plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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