Equal Pay

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So the eunuch applied for a job at the construction site, and to his delight, was hired.

The foreman told him to show up for work an hour after the rest of the crew, but insisted the money would be the same as the others.

How come?

Well, you see for the first hour, we don't actually do anything, just scratch our balls and chat. So, you'll be just fine coming an hour later.