vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

[Dave (imported)]

This was one of those cases where the Policeman's Best Friend was the sheer, utter STUPIDITY of the criminal ...

It wasn't luck, hard work, or Sherlock Holmes-ian intellect but the utter stupidity of the criminal.

It's breathtaking in its stupidity

[Dave (imported)]

A religious group has sent 20,000 petitions to Netflix demanding the removal of the GOOD OMENS 6-part adaptation from NETFLIX.

Please don't explain why that is funny to anyone so inclined. Just encourage them to write to Netflix, then turn away and smirk or maybe chuckle under your breath.

[Losethem (imported)]

A religious group has sent 20,000 petitions to Netflix demanding the removal of the GOOD OMENS 6-part adaptation from NETFLIX.

Please don't explain why that is funny to anyone so inclined. Just encourage them to write to Netflix, then turn away and smirk or maybe chuckle under your breath.

I too laughed when I saw this elsewhere. Those poor, misguided KKKristians.

[Dave (imported)]

I too laughed when I saw this elsewhere. Those poor, misguided KKKristians.

Neil Gaiman said on Twitter: “I love that they are going to write to Netflix to try and get #GoodOmens cancelled. Says it all really.”

[Dave (imported)]

You know a wedding is doomed when:

You know a wedding is doomed when the "cake cutting" turns into a whole wedding food fight.

You know a marriage has problems when the Groom's cake has a manicured hand holding a penis with the icing inscription "to have and to hold"

You know the wedding reception is going downhill when the BreakDancer's pants split open, and he's gone commando and doesn't stop dancing, letting it all hang out.

(Tacky to say the least)

You know your wedding is doomed when your mother-in-law is caught in the backroom giving oral sex to a hunky bartender.

You know a wedding (any wedding) is going bad when the groom's EX-girlfriend shows up with a baby and the medical proof it's his child.

You know the marriage is doomed (doomed I say) when the bride's vows begin: "I vow never to point a gun at you again, just remember, it's my world and you're just living in it."

You know something is off when the Groom's father shows up in gumboots, fishing hat, red flannel shirt, and a fishing rod displaying a nice snapper he just caught.

You know a wedding is doomed when the Groom's brother calls the Bride's mother a whore and her son objects... It gets worse if the broom's brother are arrested for fighting each other.

[Dave (imported)]

Meanwhile: Tn the "Totally amazing and absolutely positively uncreative world of stupid and useless remakes" department:

MARVEL announced it is going to reboot the entire "Blade" trilogy.

I farted once in celebration.

{Sarcasm Alert}

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Your celebration does it too much honor. --FLO--

[Dave (imported)]

Quarterback Kirk Cousins At Wit’s End Dealing With Center’s Sweaty Butt

The Minnesota Vikings star jokingly said the team didn’t scout rookie Garrett Bradbury’s perspiring posterior, but his sweating is a concern.

by: Ron Dicker

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kirk-cou ... 44e476728e

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins says rookie center Garrett Bradbury is getting more than just his feet wet as the teammates prepare for their preseason opener.

Bradbury’s profuse sweating is producing some slippery snaps ― and some of it is apparently coming from a critical area, since the quarterback basically places his hands there.

Just days before Cousins and Bradbury play together in their first preseason game at New Orleans on Friday, the quarterback was asked whether the team should be scouting for “posterior sweating” in centers like Bradbury.

“I haven’t talked to our scouting department about that,” Cousins said, chuckling. “But I want to look at him and say, you know, that’s one thing we probably didn’t get a measurement on during the pre-draft process.

Cousins does appear somewhat serious about his concern for Bradbury’s perspiration. “He promises that it’s not a problem in games, and it remains to be seen because his shorts today were soaked,” the Vikings star said on Wednesday.

Cousins added that perhaps the air conditioning in New Orleans’ Superdome would ease the wetness. “That’s a big thing I’m gonna take away from Friday night, is how tough was it to grip the ball after he snaps it to me,” he said.

While Cousins said the problem is Bradbury’s propensity to sweat all over, a few outlets focused on his dripping derriere. “Kirk Cousins hopeful that his rookie center’s butt won’t sweat so much in games,” USA Today’s headlineblared.

Deadspin, whose title said the quarterback “has lots to say about his young center’s sweaty butt,” wrote of the rookie’s “swampy keister.”

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins takes a snap from rookie center Garrett Bradbury during a recent practice.

Informed of Cousins’ comments, Bradbury told the Twin Cities Pioneer Press: “We are out here working. I don’t really know how to answer that.”

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

The team should let him play naked to evaporate all that sweat during the games ! Or maybe shave his ass to make him cooler if he is hairy ? Letting him play naked would let his dick and balls free to hang out low in the heat and provide more skin surface area to evaporate his sweat to cool him down. His jockstrap and nut cup hold in all that heat and prevent any evaporation. If he s wearing those new jock briefs with a full ass covering, switching to good old fashioned jockstraps with only legs straps exposing his ass to evaporation would help cool him down. Or let him take cold showers at halftimes.

[Dave (imported)]

There's a new "JOKER" movie

Remember the Joker from the Batman comics?

Well! I just read that the "new" JOKER movie got an 8 minute standing ovation at some movie festival overseas.

Guess what - I'm never going to watch that movie for a variety of reasons.

I got tired of the varieties of Batman from Michael Keaton (who was from the little town where I went to High School) and I was never appreciative of Jack Nicholson as The Joker. Later on, when they rebooted to do the "dark knight" Batman, Heath Ledger's Joker simply put me off with the blatant psychopathy and the over-kill aspects of the character. I didn't watch these new TV series about GOTHAM. I thought the recent idiot JOKER in the last year’s “Batman vs Superman Origin of Justice (League)” movie was just another asinine shallow character parting psychopathic tendencies. I know it's all cheap psychology from me but I don't need another psychopathic JOKER or another Superhero movie...

I've been super-hero-ed and super-villain-ed out of the theater.A BANNED LINK WAS POSTED!