vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

[Dave (imported)]

Saint Marie the Nuisance of Scotland lived in the mid 1300's. In the mornings she would go to the Taverns and play the bagpipes for the hungover guests until they paid her to go away. In less than a year, she made sufficient money to buy Gascony.

[Dave (imported)]

I posted a new story "The Man in the Moon Became My Grandfather" reprinted from an out-of-print anthology published in 2011.

It's at http://fragments.ws

It's SCI-FI and there's nothing in it about castration or eunuchs BTW.

[Dave (imported)]

AMC movie theaters are offering a "every Marvel movie Marathon" that guarantees you will see "Avengers:Endgame" hours before the first single viewing.

However, the Marathon is 60 hours long. That's 2-1/2 days continuous.

Think of the bad breath, BO, stinky feet, flatulence, and belches in that theater.

[Dave (imported)]

On People's Court,

Some fool of a husband sent a semi-naked selfie of his current wife to his former lover (yes lover) with the caption "she's neither ugly nor fat like you, now stop insulting her!"

[Dave (imported)]

A Xenon detector in Italy has given scientists insight into the two-neutrino double electron capture process.

Isn't that a thrill?

[Chesleyt (imported)]

I sure thought it was.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Oh yah, it fired me right up! --FLO--

[Dave (imported)]

The Next great search will be - - scientists hunting for a no-neutrino, or neutrinoless double electron capture...

That's even more thrilling.

(the excitement never ends)

[Dave (imported)]

I don't use twitter and this is the reason why:

Bloomberg business sent this in twitter:

A bummer for "Star Wars" fans on May the 4th: "Avengers: Endgame" is projected to eclipse "Avatar" as the highest-grossing film of all time.

Instead of naming it a tweet, we should call it a twaat (but that's so rude of me)...

It's one of those things that are so stupid as to be astounding.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

I wonder if spellcheck would find that?