vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

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Dave (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:46 pm An Alien serial murderer and a furry detective with fleas

As a Furry fan, I would be interested in this one.
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Q: John's net pay is $150 and his deductions are $28. What is his gross pay?

A: The money he spends on porn magazines

Q: What is a mandatory deduction from John's pay?

A: Beer

Q: State one voluntary deduction that John may or may not pay?

A: Tax
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We all remember these fun questions from the math quizzes:

X is inversely proportional to the square of Y.

x=3 and y=4

Express x in terms of y:

Answer:

:-x + :-y = :-)
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Q: What is the lowest sound heard by humans?

A: mice rustling in the walls

Q: What is the highest sound heard by humans?

A: Mariah Carey
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There are FOUR new elements in the Periodic Table of Elements.

http://www.iupac.org/news/news-detail/a ... d-118.html

That's really exciting news for science types like me.
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Tritanium, Castrodinium, Dilithium, and Neutronium?

hehe

Had to say it, sorry...
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Paolo wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:13 pm Tritanium, Castrodinium, Dilithium, and Neutronium?

hehe

Had to say it, sorry...

No! no! no! It must be Unobtainium.
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fhunter wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:54 pm No! no! no! It must be Unobtainium.

:D :D :D :D

That "element" appears in two very different movies -- one is AVATAR and the other is THE CORE.

It also dates back to the 1950's ...
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Oh my God, not THE CORE!😄
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Oh my God, not THE CORE!😄

THE CORE entertains (sort of) but the science in it is really cheesy and there are huge and rather scientifically ignorant mistakes in it. Sometimes, the lack of total common sense is the unobtanium the movie is based on. I checked my brain at the door to even tolerate this scientifically. It's best to watch with a room full of drunken and snarky friends.
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