vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

[Riverwind (imported)]

Just down loaded my copy to my kindle. Looking forward to a nice read.

[Dave (imported)]

Thanks

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[Paolo]

Don't you hate that character thing?

[fhunter]

Don't you hate that character thing?

But it stops people from commenting "+1", "first", and "up"

[Dave (imported)]

But it stops people from commenting "+1", "first", and "up"

That's true,

But let me point out one thing. WE were talking (in that post) about my first anthology (ten stories all written by me) and not Sarah McKinnon destroying those alien abduction stories.

Futures Yet Unknown

An Anthology about the future:

A hunting expedition on an alien world.

An Alien serial murderer and a furry detective with fleas.

Murder on a alien world with altered humans.

Disturbing apocalyptic visions and monstrous dystopian societies.

A man on trial for betraying the human race to robots.

Devils, demons and ghosts come to visit.

Ambitious survivors of a plague war.

Cyborgs trying to be human once again.

Six friends in the strangest sinkhole ever discovered.

The truth about a world drowning in rain, without sun, without hope.

And you can search the title on the various AMAZON versions in your country for a print copy (hey, I found it on Bokus in Sweden)

or use this link for the e-book (Kindle Software Reader is free from Amazon):

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B018F1FWQ2

[Riverwind (imported)]

Don't you hate that character thing?

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[Dave (imported)]

Q: What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth the First do when she ascended the Throne?

A: sit down

Q: Who were the Bolsheviks?

A: People who wore linen

Q: Why was the Berlin Wall built?

A: Germany was competing with China

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

A: At the bottom

Q: Name one famous Greek Landmark?

A: The Apocalypse

Q: What does the word LAVA mean?

A: A prepubescent Caterpillar

Q: What is Sir Francis Drake known for?

A: Drake circumcised the globe with a 100 foot clipper

[Paolo]

This reminded me of an essay test we had in high school over Romeo & Juliet. I remember that the boy behind me copied and tried to rewrite what I was writing, which was an utter line of bullshit over the relationship between Benvolio and Mercutio. Both of us got hauled out into the hallway to explain who cheated. Anyway, my answer was so "out there" that I got partial credit for it. In the end, I just said, "Do you really think HE'S smart enough to come up with something like this?"

I just wish I could remember what it was I said about them...

[Dave (imported)]

Q: Steve is driving in his car and he is going at 60 feet per second. If the speed limit is 40 miles per hour, is he speeding?

A: He could find out by checking his speedometer

Q: What are the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics?

A: The First Law of Thermodynamics is that you don't talk about Thermodynamics. The Second Law of Thermodynamics is that you don't talk about Thermodynamics.

Q: Describe what happened during the Big Bang?

A: A lot of noise

Q: What is a transformer?

A: A robot that can change into a sports car in three seconds.

Q: Give an example of a step up transformer:

A: an exercise machine

Q: Give Three ways to reduce heat loss in your home:

A: Thermal underwear

B: Move to Hawaii

c: Close the door and windows

[Paolo]

Q: Solve for 'x'

A: I did that last time. You lost it again?