vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

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... Seriously do you really want to hire a person who doesn't want the job ? ...

Seriously, I don't want to be publicly scorned and pronounced sinful. That was one of the purposes of this law.

Indiana currently has no protect for LGBT residents and in preparation for the Supreme Court decision this summer, the conservatives decided to pass an ADDITIONAL form or RFRA that extended "protections" to people and businesses so that they could say to every LGBT that raises their heads "You might have won the right to marriage but we still have the right to treat you like shit and call you names and YOU can't do anything about it. nyah, nyah, nyah."

Under that new law, a company owner could say: "I don't religiously believe in transgendered people and I don't need to make anything (mostly washrooms) in this store accessible." and that as we know is discrimination.

Under that new law, a pharmacist could say: "I don't religiously believe that in transgendered people so I'm not selling any prescriptions for that purpose like androcur, estrogen, testosterone, etc..." and that would be defensible under the new form of the RFRA.

The people pushing the law want this to be about "serving pizza at a wedding" but it isn't. That is the smoke screen. Tis is about backdoor-ing the right to discriminate against the LGBT community and the most vulnerable of that community - the transgendered people". . .

I would like this to be the last word on the subject.

This is my thread and I thought to use it for silly and odd stories.

I thought that this story was an April Fools Joke more than real story. But unfortunately hate and discrimination knows no bounds and I Was wrong.

So take the discussion of this subject offline or into private messages.

ALTERNATELY, there is an entire section devoted to transgendered subjects. Take the discussion there.
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>>I thought this was the best, most wonderful, heartwarming and cut story of April 1.

>>What could be better than Hippos and Kapybera in California eating weeds?

>>Then I discovered in the comments it was an April Fools Joke.

>>CRUSHED! DESTROYED! left whimpering in semi-real tears.

>>still heartbroken, I give you the terrible article:

{wink, wink}

http://californiawaterblog.com/2015/04/ ... ing-delta/

Exotic animals deployed as Delta ‘weed whackers’

By Nestle J. Frobish

Visitors to the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta are doing double takes lately as they encounter some newly introduced “biological controls” to keep a fast-spreading waterweed from damaging boat propellers and choking off waterways.

Working with state water officials, UC Davis scientists last month released a herd or “bloat” of hippopotamuses from Botswana to chow down on vast mats of water hyacinth that also threaten to clog the intake to the California Aqueduct near Stockton.

Elsewhere in the Delta, the researchers also planted hyacinth-loving manatees imported from Florida and giant guinea pig-like rodents from Brazil called capybaras.

The menagerie of radio-tagged herbivores is part of a yearlong experiment in more natural and, some say, more effective, controls for curbing the menacing growth of non-native aquatic weeds in the Delta.

Enlisting hippos in the biowarfare is the brainchild of Robert Broussard, a professor with the UC Davis Center for Watershed Sciences who has long touted biological controls as a cost-effective way to keep the growth of hyacinth in check.

“What better way to fight an alien species than by introducing still more alien species?” Broussard said.

State and local agencies have poured millions of dollars into chemically and mechanically clearing Delta waterways of the hyacinth, a floating ornamental plant, and the submerged Brazilian Waterweed. But this year the combination of severe drought and slower-flowing, nutrient-laden water has created a perfect storm for waterweed growth. There is no known way to eradicate the weeds.

In 2014, the state treated 2,617 acres of water hyacinth in the Delta with the herbicides glyphosate and 2,4-D. Source: California Department of Water Resources

In some areas the invasive plants have grown so dense that they have threatened not only boat safety and the Delta’s ecological balance but also cargo ship traffic and the state’s water supply.

“Hippos were the furthest things from our minds when we asked UC Davis to find alternative solutions,” said Terry Drinkwater, spokesman for the California Department of Water Resources. “But, I must admit, when it comes to water hyacinth, these river horses are as hungry as, well, horses.”

In their native African habitat, hippos mainly eat aquatic plants, including hyacinth, which they devour at a rate of 200 to 300 pounds a day. The mammal’s affinity for the plant inspired the character “Hyacinth Hippo,” the prima ballerina from the “Dance of the Hours” sequence of Disney’s Fantasia.

“We believe the rate of consumption will be even higher in the Delta with Brazilian waterweed spicing up the mix,” said Broussard, adding that he routinely blends the weed into his own diet of mainly Cajun cuisine.

Officials are taking special measures to keep onlookers at bay because hippos are highly territorial and would likely attack people who encroach on their turf.

The Coast Guard has volunteered a crew to shepherd the bloat of hippos currently grazing in the Clifton Court Forebay, a reservoir that serves as the intake for California Aqueduct diversions to Southern California. Working from jet skis, the crew has been herding the hippos between the forebay and the Stockton Deep Water Ship Channel, where boating ans shipping has been stymied by floating mats of hyacinth.

Coast Guard Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale called the effort in the Delta a “war on weed” and said the public safety interest is no different from law enforcement’s effort to combat marijuana growing along California’s north coast.

“You might as well call the Delta the ‘Emerald Triangle,’” McHale said in a recent interview aboard his patrol board, PT-73.

Stockton Mayor Anthony Silva said he plans to promote the hippos as another tourist attraction for the destination city.

UC Davis water science student coax a capybara into the waters at the Delta Yacht Club of the San Joaquin River. The marina is infested with water hyacinth. The rodent is known to devour up to 40 pounds of the invasive weed a day. Photo by Bo Manfree/UC Davis

“I’m just trying to think of everything,” Silva said. “You just know darn well there’s got to be a way we can make money off those big bad boys. Hippos in Stockton is a wacky idea, so we’re calling them ‘Weed Whackers’. Get it?”

Researchers will be comparing the hippos with the more gentle manatees and the web-footed capybaras on feasibility, cost and effectiveness in the waterweed control experiment.

Follow-up work will include a special genetic breeding program to create more voracious aquatic herbivores. “If this doesn’t work, we will be considering barriers in the Delta to limit the spread of waterweeds,” said Cornelius Biemond, deputy director of water supply at the Department of Water Resources.

Jake Lunge, director of the Center for Watershed Sciences, said that adding these “four-legged locusts” to the state’s arsenal of pesticide spraying boats and mechanical waterweed harvesters will likely boost the state’s water supply during this fourth year of severe drought.

“Grazing these vast mats of hyacinth will reduce evapotranspiration and save a lot of water,” said Lunge, a civil professor of ornamental engineering.

“This could help keep California from running out of water by the end of the year.”

Nestle J. Frobish, former chairman of the Worldwide Fair Play for Frogs Committee, is curator of the UC Davis Center for Watershed Sciences.
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Sounds like something out of The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/). Today's lead article there is "Report: Majority Of Earth’s Potable Water Trapped In Coca-Cola Products".

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C&TL2745 (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:32 am Sounds like something out of The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/). Today's lead article there is "Report: Majority Of Earth’s Potable Water Trapped In Coca-Cola Products".

Sandi

I have to go read THE ONION. Pepsi might have a dispute with them but that's a business matter. {wink, wink}

Let me point out --

Nestle Frobish was my first clue because Nellie Forbush is the female lead in SOUTH PACIFIC.

Commander Quinton McHale was another eye-opener. Also, his ship is PT-73. ahem, ahem, ahem . . .

And at that mention of FANTASIA with the dancing hippos, I almost destroyed my keyboard choking on my drink.

It is, however, proper to call a group of hippos a "bloat" which seems appropriate.
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Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:37 am >>I thought this was the best, most wonderful, heartwarming and cut story of April 1.

>>What could be better than Hippos and Kapybera in California eating weeds?

>>Then I discovered in the comments it was an April Fools Joke.

>>CRUSHED! DESTROYED! left whimpering in semi-real tears.

>>still heartbroken, I give you the terrible article:

{wink, wink}

http://californiawaterblog.com/2015/04/ ... ing-delta/

Exotic animals deployed as Delta ‘weed whackers’

By Nestle J. Frobish

Visitors to the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta are doing double takes lately as they encounter some newly introduced “biological controls” to keep a fast-spreading waterweed from damaging boat propellers and choking off waterways.

Working with state water officials, UC Davis scientists last month released a herd or “bloat” of hippopotamuses from Botswana to chow down on vast mats of water hyacinth that also threaten to clog the intake to the California Aqueduct near Stockton.

Elsewhere in the Delta, the researchers also planted hyacinth-loving manatees imported from Florida and giant guinea pig-like rodents from Brazil called capybaras.

The menagerie of radio-tagged herbivores is part of a yearlong experiment in more natural and, some say, more effective, controls for curbing the menacing growth of non-native aquatic weeds in the Delta.

Enlisting hippos in the biowarfare is the brainchild of Robert Broussard, a professor with the UC Davis Center for Watershed Sciences who has long touted biological controls as a cost-effective way to keep the growth of hyacinth in check.

“What better way to fight an alien species than by introducing still more alien species?” Broussard said.

State and local agencies have poured millions of dollars into chemically and mechanically clearing Delta waterways of the hyacinth, a floating ornamental plant, and the submerged Brazilian Waterweed. But this year the combination of severe drought and slower-flowing, nutrient-laden water has created a perfect storm for waterweed growth. There is no known way to eradicate the weeds.

In 2014, the state treated 2,617 acres of water hyacinth in the Delta with the herbicides glyphosate and 2,4-D. Source: California Department of Water Resources

In some areas the invasive plants have grown so dense that they have threatened not only boat safety and the Delta’s ecological balance but also cargo ship traffic and the state’s water supply.

“Hippos were the furthest things from our minds when we asked UC Davis to find alternative solutions,” said Terry Drinkwater, spokesman for the California Department of Water Resources. “But, I must admit, when it comes to water hyacinth, these river horses are as hungry as, well, horses.”

In their native African habitat, hippos mainly eat aquatic plants, including hyacinth, which they devour at a rate of 200 to 300 pounds a day. The mammal’s affinity for the plant inspired the character “Hyacinth Hippo,” the prima ballerina from the “Dance of the Hours” sequence of Disney’s Fantasia.

“We believe the rate of consumption will be even higher in the Delta with Brazilian waterweed spicing up the mix,” said Broussard, adding that he routinely blends the weed into his own diet of mainly Cajun cuisine.

Officials are taking special measures to keep onlookers at bay because hippos are highly territorial and would likely attack people who encroach on their turf.

The Coast Guard has volunteered a crew to shepherd the bloat of hippos currently grazing in the Clifton Court Forebay, a reservoir that serves as the intake for California Aqueduct diversions to Southern California. Working from jet skis, the crew has been herding the hippos between the forebay and the Stockton Deep Water Ship Channel, where boating ans shipping has been stymied by floating mats of hyacinth.

Coast Guard Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale called the effort in the Delta a “war on weed” and said the public safety interest is no different from law enforcement’s effort to combat marijuana growing along California’s north coast.

“You might as well call the Delta the ‘Emerald Triangle,’” McHale said in a recent interview aboard his patrol board, PT-73.

Stockton Mayor Anthony Silva said he plans to promote the hippos as another tourist attraction for the destination city.

UC Davis water science student coax a capybara into the waters at the Delta Yacht Club of the San Joaquin River. The marina is infested with water hyacinth. The rodent is known to devour up to 40 pounds of the invasive weed a day. Photo by Bo Manfree/UC Davis

“I’m just trying to think of everything,” Silva said. “You just know darn well there’s got to be a way we can make money off those big bad boys. Hippos in Stockton is a wacky idea, so we’re calling them ‘Weed Whackers’. Get it?”

Researchers will be comparing the hippos with the more gentle manatees and the web-footed capybaras on feasibility, cost and effectiveness in the waterweed control experiment.

Follow-up work will include a special genetic breeding program to create more voracious aquatic herbivores. “If this doesn’t work, we will be considering barriers in the Delta to limit the spread of waterweeds,” said Cornelius Biemond, deputy director of water supply at the Department of Water Resources.

Jake Lunge, director of the Center for Watershed Sciences, said that adding these “four-legged locusts” to the state’s arsenal of pesticide spraying boats and mechanical waterweed harvesters will likely boost the state’s water supply during this fourth year of severe drought.

“Grazing these vast mats of hyacinth will reduce evapotranspiration and save a lot of water,” said Lunge, a civil professor of ornamental engineering.

“This could help keep California from running out of water by the end of the year.”

Nestle J. Frobish, former chairman of the Worldwide Fair Play for Frogs Committee, is curator of the UC Davis Center for Watershed Sciences.

Rachel Maddow gets an award for this one, I watched it as well and was totally taken in. Loved it and laughed the rest of the night.
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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:04 pm Rachel Maddow gets an award for this one, I watched it as well and was totally taken in. Loved it and laughed the rest of the night.

I was heartbroken. When she said "april's fools joke" she stepped on my good news of the day. It was a crushing revelation. I was a bit frazzled that night and wanted something happy and joyful and got pranked - oh, pity me, pity me. . .

whaaa!
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Speaking of hippos, or feeling like one, I just went face-down in a container of Edys triple chocolate ice cream. It was that kind of day.
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I did that yesterday with a container of triple strawberry ice cream. Sometimes the cravings are so strong that you must give in.

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Paolo wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:51 pm Speaking of hippos, or feeling like one, I just went face-down in a container of Edys triple chocolate ice cream. It was that kind of day.

Well at least you didn't half-submerge yourself in water and spray shit out your ass like a real hippo. They do that in the water.

I was once at the Pittsburgh Zoo when I was a kid to see a baby hippo and the mother decided to unleash her bladder. It was like a garden hose and hit the wall of the building 20 feet away. It was greenish yellow and stuck like all getout. Damn did those people run.

My Dad and Uncle were more savvy than to ever get near the back end of a hippo.

Elephants are the same but in an elephants case, bowling balls fall out of it and you do not want to be underneath. You can see the buttonhole opening and hear the gas. It might be a herbivore but it still stinks.

That is why I said a "bloat" of hippos is an appropriate name.
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:(Did you know that Hippopotamuses come on land to feed at night. Now that?🙄
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