vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

[Paolo]

Sounds about like those Pillsbury exploding canned biscuits we had in boy scouts. You were supposed to wrap the dough around a stick and toast it. What you got was a burnt biscuit thing with bark in it and raw dough inside. Opening the can was the fun part, and watching them fly!

[Riverwind (imported)]

Biscuit on a stick, yes I remember them well, not fondly but well.

We would take moms and dads with their treasured 11 year old on their first camp out.

Utensil-less cooking. Bacon in the bottom of a paper bag, eggs cooked in an orange, the orange had already been eaten, throwing a good piece of meat right into the fire, (charcoal flavored) Cinnamon apple for desert.

yes those were the days, OH thank god I don't do that any more.

River

[Dave (imported)]

Three Old Lawyer Jokes:

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then

they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to

eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and

told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders

and then exchanged sandwiches.

Down at the Seaquarium outside the shark exhibit, the sign says: “Make a lawyer lunch” .

A lawyer insisted his new oriental restaurant be named "Sosumi"

[fhunter]

Down at the Seaquarium outside the shark exhibit, the sign says:

“Make a lawyer lunch” .

At the Moscow Zoo few years ago, I've seen a real sign:

Do not put kids on barrier

Do not feed animals

On the same sign, in this order I even have a photo somewhere.

[Dave (imported)]

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Oh I wonder where Andrew is and what he is doing, he would have loved that last set Dave.

River

[JesusA (imported)]

Oh I wonder where Andrew is and what he is doing, he would have loved that last set Dave.

River

I've now forwarded Dave's post to Andrew. I haven't spoken with him for some time, but his answering machine still describes him as the eunuch attendant for his harem of pussycats.

[Dave (imported)]

Thanks.

I miss the jokes that Andrew used to inflict on us. They always made me smile.

[Paolo]

These are just as good as the cologne called "unic" that we discussed before.

Supposed to be a play on "unique," but makes you think of "eunuch". That, and the scent only lasts about 5 minutes...

[Dave (imported)]

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked...

The cucumber says “Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad.”

The pickle looks at him and says “You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar.”

The penis looks at him and says “You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over and pass out!!”