vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

[Dave (imported)]

FXX Will Air All 25 Seasons (552 Episodes) of The Simpsons and The Simpsons Movie In Chronological Order.

The Marathon will begin August 21, 2014 and Will Run Through September 1, 2014

Feel free to post real events that file the definition of "vaporous entities and musings" or plainly bullshit.

[Dave (imported)]

And this might be the laziest thing ever invented (except for spray cheese in a can) AND it's really organic.

Don't skip the commercial BTW.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/2 ... ps=gravity

Armed with some awesome advertising and instructions to "Just add heat," Spray Cake is officially the best (and laziest) thing since cheese in a can.

"Honestly we were kind of surprised it hadn't been done before," said Harvard student Brooke Nowakowski, who invented Spray Cake with fellow student John McCallum. The Harvard students are in the process of patenting their cake batter concoction, which only takes 60 seconds to produce a baked cake. They came up with the idea for a class project and have already located a seller for their product.

Describing their invention as "essentially cake batter in a whip-cream style can," we're sure that this ready- set- spray dessert is going to rule dorm rooms and young adult apartments in no time at all. Bon appétit!

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

:(Oh well I surpose it had to happen Ernie

And this might be the laziest thing ever invented (except for spray cheese in a can) AND it's really organic.

Don't skip the commercial BTW.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/2 ... ps=gravity

Armed with some awesome advertising and instructions to "Just add heat," Spray Cake is officially the best (and laziest) thing since cheese in a can.

"Honestly we were kind of surprised it hadn't been done before," said Harvard student Brooke Nowakowski, who invented Spray Cake with fellow student John McCallum. The Harvard students are in the process of patenting their cake batter concoction, which only takes 60 seconds to produce a baked cake. They came up with the idea for a class project and have already located a seller for their product.

Describing their invention as "essentially cake batter in a whip-cream style can," we're sure that this ready- set- spray dessert is going to rule dorm rooms and young adult apartments in no time at all. Bon appétit!

[Riverwind (imported)]

Julia Child is turning over in her grave. (she was cremated and ashes spread in the Pacific Ocean) Turning over in her grave I say.

You are right Dave, this is the worst thing sense cheese in a can and totally disgusting.

River

[Paolo]

You gotta admit, Easy Cheese is great for pranks, though. Stupid as we were, we used to love to hide a can of it in the firepit at scout camp and wait for it to blow, usually during a presentation.

[Riverwind (imported)]

I would never do something like that,

Except of course last year when Patt and I put five packs of firecrackers in the next door neighbors fire pit, the next time he had a fire was a week later at about 1 AM. woke the whole park.

Joe was in so much trouble then a couple days later we came clean on it.

Cheese can in the fire, I like it.

River

[JesusA (imported)]

Cupcakes in a spray can. Spray-on cheese. Nothing, though, tops my favorite late night commercial product from the 1990s – Spray-on Hair!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

[Dave (imported)]

Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no matches or lighters.

In fact, they have nothing to light the cigarettes with.

What do they do?

They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

[george2u2 (imported)]

Years ago they had pancakes and waffles in aerosol cans. It was sold as "Batter Blaster".

[Riverwind (imported)]

Anybody that would eat instant pancakes from a can would make them fresh with Bisquick. Now I need to go rinse my mouth out.

River