another ancient joke from the dark ages of humor

[Dave (imported)]

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie. With the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales...

Gary, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."

Tom, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache."

Old John, the cowboy from South Florida, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.

[A-1 (imported)]

john...

Dicking around again...

[Dave (imported)]

Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."

So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"

[Quillman (imported)]

That was great, keep it up!

Quillman UK

[Riverwind (imported)]

I agree, both funny keep it up.

River