A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
[paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT]
Time for another Favorite Limericks" thread?
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There once was a man from Iraq,
Who claimed Saddam ruled like he was on crack;
Once rounded up, they took the poor chump,
and the cut of his prick and his sack.
There once was a website for eunuchs
and for others who wanted the 'two snips'
They chatted away but at the end of the day
most of them still had their 'two bits'
Who claimed Saddam ruled like he was on crack;
Once rounded up, they took the poor chump,
and the cut of his prick and his sack.
There once was a website for eunuchs
and for others who wanted the 'two snips'
They chatted away but at the end of the day
most of them still had their 'two bits'
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We should capture Saddam and BinLaden, give them sex change operations, and send them back to their people. How long do you think that they would survive?
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Taliban with no tallywackers...
It has possibilities...
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Limericks to follow after I have a sane moment of creativity...
It has possibilities...
Limericks to follow after I have a sane moment of creativity...
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So_damned_Insane of IRAQ
Thought America would never be back;
I think he should
And I wish he would
GO POUND SOME SAND UP HIS CRACK!!!!
binLauden, an Arab so crass,
Is a son-of-a-bitch of an ass;
He has no religion
He walks like a pigeon
In a fair fight he'd be K.O.'d real fast.
The terrorist a fool dark and dank
Is an idiot who is too old to spank
They can kill every day
They'll NEVER get their way
AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE BANK!
NOTE: (East Bank, West Bank any fuckin' bank that you please!)
The Saudia Arabian royality
Has an obvious problem with loyalty
They need to decide
On whose side they ride
Or we'll chop off those pricks like we're Mohelty!
Note: (Mohel -- a ritual JEWISH circumciser)
Well, enough for now.
If you have any snide remarks please muzzle 'em!
(snicker, snicker, snicker!)
If you chuckle face down in the desert you've made a sand snicker...
:tongueout
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(TO Colin .... THERE! How's that for stirring up the old pot? I bet that there are some tight springs now! Better set the thermostat down. We'll save on those fossil fuels for a while now...)
Thought America would never be back;
I think he should
And I wish he would
GO POUND SOME SAND UP HIS CRACK!!!!
binLauden, an Arab so crass,
Is a son-of-a-bitch of an ass;
He has no religion
He walks like a pigeon
In a fair fight he'd be K.O.'d real fast.
The terrorist a fool dark and dank
Is an idiot who is too old to spank
They can kill every day
They'll NEVER get their way
AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE BANK!
NOTE: (East Bank, West Bank any fuckin' bank that you please!)
The Saudia Arabian royality
Has an obvious problem with loyalty
They need to decide
On whose side they ride
Or we'll chop off those pricks like we're Mohelty!
Note: (Mohel -- a ritual JEWISH circumciser)
Well, enough for now.
If you have any snide remarks please muzzle 'em!
(snicker, snicker, snicker!)
If you chuckle face down in the desert you've made a sand snicker...
(TO Colin .... THERE! How's that for stirring up the old pot? I bet that there are some tight springs now! Better set the thermostat down. We'll save on those fossil fuels for a while now...)