Happy Mother's Day

[moi621 (imported)]

Happy Mother's Day Americans, and feriners who don't have a "Mother's Day".

We, Americans appreciate Mom.

Example: American as Mom and Apple Pie.

Happy Mother's Day to all.

Be sure to turn on your TV's at midnight to see the Great Mother, all lit up, descend in Time Square on all major networks.

Moi

– I’m going to give you until the count of three. 1… 2… 2 and a half… 2 and three quarters

– Running away? Is that a threat or a promise?

– I don’t care who started it, I said stop it!

– Am I talking to a brick wall?

– Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?

– Money doesn’t grow on trees.

– What did I say the first time?

– Don’t go out with a wet head, you’ll catch a cold.

– No child of mine would do something like that.

– I’m going to skin you alive!

– Don’t make me get up!

– Put that down! You don’t know where it’s been!

– Who taught you THAT? You didn’t learn that in this house!

– Who else is going to be there?

– Don’t sit too close to the television – it’ll ruin your eyes.

– You can’t find it? Well, if you’d put things where they belonged

– You won’t be happy until you break that, will you?

– Just wait ‘til your father gets home!

-- I hope someday you have children just like you.

[george2u2 (imported)]

As the old biker once said, "I'm somwhat a motha myself."