Man allows hyena to eat his genitals

[Prudence (imported)]

There are a number of things I may try to get rich quick.

This isn't one of them:

A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body. Chamangeni Zulu, originally from Malawi, was acting on a tip-off from a witch doctor in Eastern Province, who told him he would amass sudden wealth if he sacrificed some of his body parts. The witch doctor was vague regarding the manner in which Zulu would get rich from such an act.

Speaking to The Times of Zambia, Zulu said:

"On 24th March around 4am, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked. A hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten."

While it’s tragic indeed that Zulu has lost his opportunity to contribute to the human gene pool, he remains optimistic about his promised wealth.

"Even though I have lost some important parts of my body, I still hope to get rich."

The witch doctor has declined to comment, but the actual doctor who is currently treating Zulu said: “Yes, it’s true he lost his manhood and three toes after being bitten by a hyena, but his condition is stable.”

URL:

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[foxytaur (imported)]

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[Paolo]

That pretty much says it all!

[ReginaldBopeltin (imported)]

Hyena blowjob! Its a fantastic idea! I will waiting for the next news from Zambia... it sounds an interesting country. Lioness blowjob for headache, and maybe python hugging for digestive problems

Someone should write a story with hyena blowjob and with not soo happy ending

[foxytaur (imported)]

That pretty much says it all!

hyena:1

human:0

NB: I would have done the same thing if I were a hyena. Nature calls. It's all part of the circle of life.

[Prudence (imported)]

Wouldn't it be ironic if an animal witch doctor told the Hyena that eating human genitals would bring good hunting...

(or whatever the Hyena equivalent of being rich would be)

[micdavi24 (imported)]

Wouldn't it be ironic if an animal witch doctor told the Hyena that eating human genitals would bring good hunting...

(or whatever the Hyena equivalent of being rich would be)

Guys, being from South Africa originally, I can tell you that you have no idea how deep superstition runs amongst the blac tribes in Africa or how much power the witch doctor or sangoma as they are known holds over people.

[A-1 (imported)]

There are a number of things I may try to get rich quick.

This isn't one of them:

A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body.

...are you sure that this story didn't originate down on Venice Beach?

[CherylPowers (imported)]

Prudence,

Off thread, but I was wondering - are you planning to continue writing Traveling Tradesgirl? That's been my favorite story in the archives and was very curious to see where you were going to take it next.

Cheryl

[Losethem (imported)]

Guys, being from South Africa originally, I can tell you that you have no idea how deep superstition runs amongst the blac tribes in Africa or how much power the witch doctor or sangoma as they are known holds over people.

I visited Swaziland where one of the local natives informed me that you can be put in prison for four years for being a witch. He explained that the proof is basically just an accusation from someone that you are a witch. The punishment these days is the same as it is for being gay in Swaziland - 4 years in prison.

However, a witches punishment is much less severe these days than it used to be... once upon a time if you were a witch, you were force marched up a hill and encouraged off a cliff at the point of a spear. At least this is the story we heard.

Yes, they are a superstitious lot.