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by george2u2 (imported) »
Viking birthday durge. (sang slowly with the thudd of a walking stick, or a caugh at every comma)
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
Doom and gloom and dark dispare, people dying everywhere,
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
May the candles on your cake, burn like cities in your wake,
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
Burn the Castle, storm the Keep, Kill the women save the sheep,
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
This one thing you must learn, first you pillage, THEN YOU BURN,
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
Birthdays come but once each year, marking time while death draws neer,
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
Now that your the age you are, your demise cannot be far,
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
We like children, yes we do, baked or boiled in a stew,
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
You are very very old, soon you will be dead and cold,
Happy birthday, Happy birthday,
So far death you have bypassed, don't look back he's gaining fast,
Happy birthday, happy birthday
When you reach this age you know, that the mind is first to go,
Happy birthday, happy birthday.