Homemade self-nullification

[ngrbypion (imported)]

My equation for homemade self-nullification is lidocaine + guillotine + red hot iron. Due to shock anesthesia is mandatory reducing the excessive pain and preventing fainting that may lead to uncontrolled bleeding. To prevent infection, cleansing the mini guillotine with bleach, rinsed, boiled for 30min, submerged in alcohol for 20min & then burned till the alcohol evaporates from it, is mandatory.

The genitals will have to be excessive washed & shaved. The guillotine will immediately fall down with them so that 200ms later the hot fire iron will stop the bleeding. At this point, without anesthesia is certain fainting and bleeding to death. Immediate cauterization is imperative to stop exsanguination. Instant cut & burn is the proper course of action to trick the brain that there is only one source of pain and not two. The flat end fire iron will have to be glowing red in a home stove. To prevent forming hematoma, the iron should stay in contact with flesh for at least 5 seconds to completely close the severed blood vessels such that they won’t drain under the skin. Expect excruciating pain even under full effect of the anesthesia. Leaning against a wall may help impede the body reflex to go away from the hot iron.

After bleeding has stopped slowly drinking half a gallon of liquid should induce sufficient pressure to force the urethra to burst out forming an exit through the surface of the burned tissue. A new sterilized syringe needle may be used to help the process. Consider using surgical gloves and bandages.

Taking strong antibiotics & anti-inflammatory pills (Ibuprofen) for the next days is mandatory to prevent abscess and infection. Study has shown http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauterization that cauterization actually increases the risk of infection by causing more tissue damage and providing a more hospitable environment for bacterial growth. Thus using strong antibiotic ointment like Mibazon for instance (it’s a mix of tetracycline, erythromycin, neomycin and prednisolone) together with burn ointments over the wound should be a daily procedure. Long term exposure to open air and sunlight is recommended.

Expecting complete healthy skin formation in a year. Zero libido is to be expected in ten years or so. So the younger you are the better.

I prefer this method because it’s faster and quicker rather than enduring 2 weeks of constant pain by strangulation.

I’m deadly serious about this. This is no fantasy. I want no hospitals and no doctors. Motivation is religious in nature and takes too long to explain. I don’t want to justify my actions to anybody. There are a lot of variables to consider, so I still think I’m missing something. Please, tell me what you think. I’m crying for another opinion on this matter.

[fhunter]

Where do I start? It works as a fantasy. But in reality:

1. Burns hurt. A lot. And deep burns heal very slowly. If you are expecting for this to be shorter than two weeks... well, I strongly suspect you are overestimating healing speed.

2. Not only burn is a "hospitable environment for germs", but the burn in genital area, where is would be potentially affected by faeces, urine, sweat and pressure would be even worse. Especially if you are going to do the way you describe with the urethra.

3. Google mortality rates for egypt eunuchs. It was close to 90%, method was close to yours.

4. Have I already said that leaving urethra this way would not work? In case of proper nullification, there is some length of urethra left slack, to accomodate the movement. In your case scar tissue + improper cut can cause pain when walking and moving.

[_g (imported)]

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You have it wrong. The pain lasts until the tissue dies (banding). Unluckily banding would be safer than what you are proposing and most likely with less pain, as a burn is very painful.

But either way you have to make sure the urethra stays open otherwise you could have kidney failure and pass on.

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[loving2swallow (imported)]

I agree with #2 and #3. The only way your method would work is the guillotine and a towel then get to the nearest hospital. If you don't bring the remains all they can do is clean up your mess.

[Paolo]

Good luck with your plans, because you're not going to survive it.

Write it all up and email the file to Cainanite for posting in the FICTION section.

Thank you.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

After forty years of observing and learning about the subject I can say that no part of your plan would lead to a desirable outcome or even to your continuing to live. --FLO--

[SplitDik (imported)]

I see signs that you are obsessed with the desire for nullification, and in such case I think you are likely to try do-it-yourself method. I similarly struggled with such desire and caused a lot of harm to myself over the years, including trips to the hospital (3 times!). I think the best way to realize the problems with your method is to start very small. Try cutting off a tiny piece of foreskin, cauterizing and healing. I'm pretty sure that the amount of blood, pain, and slow healing from even a small wound on the genitals will cause you think twice about trying a bigger cut.

I'm serious -- if you have the obsession you're going to do something about it, and best way through is to do a small experiment. Otherwise, one day when you're drunk you'll go to far and end up in hospital, or dead.

Cauterizing isn't a foolproof method for stopping bleeding, especially the high pressure, high flow arteries of the penis. From just a single needle through the cock head, I have almost fainted from loss of blood, which literally splurted out in 5 foot arcs across the floor until there was large puddle. I could only get it to stop because I still had cock to grab and restrict the blood. Another time during a sounding I started bleeding from inside the urethra, very deep down near the base. Again blood was literally shooting out like a horror movie.

I have also numbed my cock and burned it badly (mostly out of curiosity to see how numb it really was). The pain and healing was intense for a very long time.

All I can say, is that even with a small wound you will immediately regret what you have done, but I suggest you try such wounds so you understand the real danger and difficulty of what you proposed.

Stay safe!

[erikboy (imported)]

Nice

I would suggest more advanced technology than just drinking huge quantities of water in order to keep urethra opening not healing shut. It would be useful to insert a plastic tube into urethra through the cutting area right before using gillotine.

[ngrbypion (imported)]

Ok. Gee…you don’t have to rush in all together at once. I see you all are experts here, so I don’t know what I know anymore. I’ve just asked for an opinion but I see you all are writing my obituary and epitaph. Therefore I will go to market right now to buy a strong rope to hang myself since it’s safer and cleaner. The ultimate self-nullification. Whoever wants, can be invited at my funeral to spit on my grave.

[micdavi24 (imported)]

Ok. Gee…you don’

t have to rush in all together at once. I see you all are experts here, so I don

’t know what I know anymore. I’

ve just asked for an opinion but I see you all are writing my obituary and epitaph. Therefore I will go to market right now to buy a strong rope to hang myself since it’s safer and cleaner. The ultimate self-nullification. Whoever wants, can be invited at my funeral to spit on my grave.

I think you are confusing sound advice and concern for your well-being with judgement. This is not the case as these guys are simply trying to warn you to be careful and think through what you are planning on, but if you decide to go ahead and do as you plan, there is a very high potential for unwanted complications. Think very carefully before you go ahead.

You are a newbie here and all the guys who have advised caution have been around here for quite a long time and give very good advice. In other words don't be a bloody smartass.