True story from a female doctor

[Hash (imported)]

I found this on a blog where some doctors were discussing strange situations that they've had to deal with. It's not written perfectly, but it's readable.

My female doctor said she has three other eunuch patients and two men who she said have modified their genitals to the point where they're all cut up and split in half. She cannot understand why men torture and modify their penises and scrotum's. She told me that she was working in the ER when she was younger and a twenty something man was brought in and he had cut off his penis. She said he seemed so sane and calm about it. She said he cut it off because he didn't like it. When she asked him what he had done with his penis, she said he pulled it out of his pocket, it was in a large freezer bag. She said it was huge and he handed it to her. She said it was so strange to hold his penis in her hands. Stunned she said she just starred it until the nurse interrupted her. Then she examined him and said it was so strange not to see a penis where it should have been. She said it was not bleeding as you might think, there was no stump, there was a very straight almost surgical slice at the base. The nurse asked her what she was going to do and she told her to call for a urologist to have it reattached, but the young man interrupted her and said it wouldn't work and he didn't want it reattached, that's why he microwaved it for several minutes. Then she said, "I didn't know whether to believe him or not, so I had to inspect it. I took it out of the bag and looked it over and sure enough, it was pretty well cooked." She said, "What do you do with a cooked penis? Throw it out in medical waste?" She said she told the nurse to call the urologist and she did, but she held onto the penis, talking to the young man, until the urologist arrived. She said, "I wanted that penis, I didn't want to give it to the urologist, he almost had to pry it out of my hands." She said she didn't know why that happened and still can't figure it out even after all these years. I told her that maybe she had "penis envy" and she laughed so hard she almost cried, but I thought this story was so interesting I wanted to share it with someone. I didn't ask her what happened to the young man.

[ylpb7508 (imported)]

Freud would have had a field day with this story.

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

:)Realy wow Ernie

Freud would have had a field day with this story.

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

I suppose that if somehow I ended up being handed a severed penis, I'd be inclined to want to keep it, too. I mean, wouldn't it make a great conversation piece, prominently displayed on a shelf in a bottle of alcohol?

Sandi

[Paolo]

Precooked, too!

[Hash (imported)]

Sandi, Why do you think she had such a hard time handing it over to the urologist? As for your comment, I wonder what people would say or ask seeing a penis in a bottle?

[butterflyjack (imported)]

Hash..I freaking love your dctor..What a wonder she is..You don't live anywhere near Wallkill, NY, do you? I'd get rid of my icky old white guy in a flash..

Hve you mentioned your desire to to penectomized to her? She could re-enact that wacky ER adventure with you...and you could give it to her for the mantle...Of course, she'd have to fight Sandi for it..Hehehe smooches Jackie

[stewie69 (imported)]

Maybe she wanted to keep it because she forgot to pack a lunch that day

Seriously, I really admire the guy for having the balls (so to speak) to cut off his penis. If the nurse still wants a severed penis, and is willing to help with the procedure, she is welcome to mine. I'd love to see my dick in the microwave, and I'd be very happy to have it owned by someone who really appreciates it.

[SplitDik (imported)]

What do you do with a cooked penis? /I][/I][/I][/I][/I][/I][/I]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/penises-you-can-eat

[butterflyjack (imported)]

My guess is that animal penises here in the US are made into dog food....apropos//Jackie