Wabbit joke

[Andrew (imported)]

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are

the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them

a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try

to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the

forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three

months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not

exist.

Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the

forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make

no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly

beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!

I'm a rabbit!"

[Bboy]

That's VERY funny!