Explosion near Washington DC

[Dave (imported)]

Explosion in Washington DC brings rise of giant, zombified penis

AP Dateline Washington DC --

An explosion occurred Sunday during the Rand Paul interview by David Gregory. Scientist say Senator Paul accidently invoked the Cl-enis and the zombified miscreant-ial member burst forth from under its latex rubber encasement, beat through two layers of concrete five foot thick, demolished an outbuilding in the Pentagon parking lot, and left a trail of slime as it jerked itself forward toward downtown Washington DC. A small debris cloud and bits of concrete, stalls, porcelain pieces, and excrement was strewn to the east.

Residents are warned no to approach the newly risen and undead member at any cost. It is to be considered armed and dangerous. It beat off two platoons of marines and several vice squads before it was captured twenty years ago. Residents are warned to avoid the large cloud-like materials spewing froth from the Cl-enis and to keep their interns and daughters inside the house. Additional bulletins will be issued as matters come to a head.

(note: I've been giggling for hours about this. Just thought I"d share.)

[A-1 (imported)]

NO, No, No, no...

BOMB DETROIT!!!!

[Dave (imported)]

somehow I thought someone would yell at me.

I needed yelled at.

I'm feeling very low today and tomorrow is already going to be worse.

[A-1 (imported)]

somehow I thought someone would yell at me.

I needed yelled at.

I'm feeling very low today and tomorrow is already going to be worse.

Sorry, but you DO understand that the craters are bigger in Detroit...

[Dave (imported)]

But it's over --- the threat has shriveled up and hid away in the nether regions of political commentary.

It left only puzzlement, silliness and outright laughter behind to remind us that it always waits, ready to burst forth and raise it's unholy head over washington DC once again -- a hooded figure, spewing gouts of great white fire, calling out for attention, deflowering virgin politicos and commentators alike…

And like all vaporous and nightmarish dreams, to vanish once again, returning when it's enchanted name (like Voldemort) is invoked once again.

added: As George Burns used to say, "Say goodnight, Gracie!"