Dave (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:21 pm
I just had to cancel the cell phone number that I gave my Mom a dozen years ago when she had her heart surgery.
And speaking of cell phones --
you could give someone in the states your cell phone number and they can psycho-call you 4 or 5 hundred times a week to ask "Are you there yet?"
AS a bet, I would be willing to wager that the governor or New Jersey is still making news when you get back online (ain't that a depressingly ugly thought)… I suspect that all politics will not change in the time you are traveling. --- Isn't that an even more depressing thought.
It's like OMG I'm missing the news - YAY! Those "effing" fools are screaming at each other a half a world away (Dat Da POINT Jack - half a world away!) In the cold and dark yet too.
And just think how boring the weather report will be - Warm and Sunny, Warm and Rainy, Warm and Sunny, Warm and Rainy, No more ice, sleet, no more screeching cars skidding on the ice, no more panic buying toilet paper and potato chips before the 6 inches of snow hits -- and no more shoveling snow. Or boots, or mufflers, or scarves, or furry hats with tassels, or down jackets.
And when you go swimming the water won't turn blue if you pee in it. The fish beat you to it.
But there is this spider thing, big ones, creepy ones. I recommend shotguns or flamethrowers or grenades.
Quite possibly an asbestos ladle with molten lava poured onto the errant spider would exterminate it --
or maybe a platoon of Daleks with chlordane covered bathroom plungers
Now that would be a sight…
But tell me - are there any "real" hawaiians who walk around in sarongs or grass skirts and flower leis with no undies? I'll bet that's just a rumors to excite the tourists in their bermuda shorts and loud plaid shirts.
But that's enough for now. I've balanced out my three serious "tasks" for the day with enough silliness.
Some days the only thing standing between you and lunacy psycho-dialing Art Bell is a few crazy brain cells called imagination.
wink, wink, wink