Jack the Giant Slayer

[Dave (imported)]

IT has giants. It has beanstalks. It has Jack and a Princess.

Fee, Fie Fo and Fum are the names of giants.

One has two heads. They all wear sandals and I pity the foot fetishists who watch this movie.

Personally, I think the first half of the movie is silly. It doesn't get going until Stanley Tucci as a love interest and villain dies. The giants do eat Englishmen but only after coating them with butter, wrapping them in dough like a Beef Wellington, and roasting them… We might call if Boeuf Wellington but that would be a double insult. I think Englishmen are too lean and stringy.

The last half the movie when the giants invade from the sky and attack the city is lots of fun action.