Singing Parrot

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

A few days before Xmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he's got jsut the thing. A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. So the manager shows the man this beautiful, but strangely quiet bird.

The man agrees the bird looks fantastic, but asks why the bird isn't singing? The manager tells him to wach, and pulls a lighter out of his pocket. He lights it, and holds it under the bird's left foot. Immediately, the bird starts singing "Silent night."

The husband is impressed by this, and watches as the manager holds the lighter under the bird's right foot. The bird immediately starts singing "Jingle Bells".

Hubby says he'll take the bird, and rushes home to show his wife this extraordinary gift. She loves it, and is even more delighted when he shows her the bird's musical talent.

The wife though, then wonders, what happens if you hold the lighter between the bird's legs. So the husband does, and the bird starts singing……..

"Chet's nuts roasting, on an open fire....

[AtomicMush (imported)]

Sick! I love it!

g

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

Know what you call a group of chess aficionados bragging about their prowess at the game in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Yeah, I know. Pretty bad.

[Riverwind (imported)]

A toast to you Andrew where ever you are.

River

[george2u2 (imported)]

If I remember right, male sex glands are in a birds neck.

[Paolo]

Is this parrot related to the legless one, who spied on the wife?

He perched by wrapping his penis around the peg to balance himself.

He reported to the husband that he didn't get a really good look at what the cheating lovers did, because once they started, he got an erection and fell off his perch.

[A-1 (imported)]

If I remember right, male sex glands are in a birds neck.

...or on her chin...

[Dave (imported)]

A few days before Xmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he's got jsut the thing. A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. So the manager shows the man this beautiful, but strangely quiet bird.

The man agrees the bird looks fantastic, but asks why the bird isn't singing? The manager tells him to wach, and pulls a lighter out of his pocket. He lights it, and holds it under the bird's left foot. Immediately, the bird starts singing "Silent night."

The husband is impressed by this, and watches as the manager holds the lighter under the bird's right foot. The bird immediately starts singing "Jingle Bells".

Hubby says he'll take the bird, and rushes home to show his wife this extraordinary gift. She loves it, and is even more delighted when he shows her the bird's musical talent.

The wife though, then wonders, what happens if you hold the lighter between the bird's legs. So the husband does, and the bird starts singing……..

"Chet's nuts roasting, on an open fire....

Is that perhaps a Norwegian Blue Parrot?

You remember Norwegian Blue parrots?

[A-1 (imported)]

Is that perhaps a Norwegian Blue Parrot?

You remember Norwegian Blue parrots?

...are they the ones from a parallel parrot universe?