First Steps - Sit to Pee

[nvrgag44 (imported)]

As I get older my stream gets weaker and weaker, especially in the middle of the night. A weak stream also means it sometimes goes in any direction it damn well pleases, sometimes more than one at a time. Whoever said these are the golden years was full of shit!

When I'm half asleep in a bathroom illuminated only by a night light I find it easier to just sit down rather than play midnight guessing games with my cock. Besides, my wife bitches at me when she steps in a puddle.

[Nidaho Rachel (imported)]

When I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee,I always sit. The main reason is I don't have to turn on a bright light to see to hit the toilet while standing. I can find the toilet in the dark to sit. I have since found that sitting is more relaxing while peeing, I think I empty better sitting and the bathroom stays much cleaner too.If you come to my house you will always find the seat down.

[coinflipper_21 (imported)]

One day while working in the yard, I had to go inside to relieve myself. I was standing in front of the toilet and I was tired enough that I put my right hand against the wall to steady myself. Our hand raised kitten came in to use the cat box that was along side the toilet. He looked at me for a moment then got in the cat box, walked to the side adjacent to the wall, stood on his hind legs, put his right paw on the wall to steady himself and peed in the cat box. Five years later, when in an uncovered cat box, the damn cat still pees standing up!

[Nikiforos (imported)]

Yes, it is tricky becose even if to pee in sitting position it is almost impossible to control stream direction being a nullo.

[Cuckolder (imported)]

Yes, it is tricky becose even if to pee in sitting position it is almost impossible to control stream direction being a nullo.

sounds like the other side of the coin...beeing nice and flat, but not able to control the pee stream:) like many woman.....

[Nikiforos (imported)]

I suppose eunuch's situation is less natural in terms of fisiology then the women's one. Eunuch's uretra often is cut by an angle of 120 degrees to vertical. It is solvable by issue relocation or by using a special tube.

[puerileboy (imported)]

unless i am in a situation where i have to pee standing up (only urinals available and i cannot wait for a toilet) i ALWAYS pee sitting. The best is peeing outside.. pulling down your pants and squatting.. for some reason it feels so vulnerable and sexy

[daifu-orchid (imported)]

Seems an excellent case is made for a reroute or knob. -See penectomy forum.

Reroute: you sit. Knob: you can direct it.

[Mac (imported)]

unless i am in a situation where i have to pee standing up (only urinals available and i cannot wait for a toilet) i ALWAYS pee sitting. The best is peeing outside.. pulling down your pants and squatting.. for some reason it feels so vulnerable and sexy

Not sexy but possibly somewhat vulnerable - but women must always do it that way. However, I only squat outside too.

[daifu-orchid (imported)]

unless i am in a situation where i have to pee standing up (only urinals available and i cannot wait for a toilet) i ALWAYS pee sitting. The best is peeing outside.. pulling down your pants and squatting.. for some reason it feels so vulnerable and sexy

I can imagine this as so, if I had a reroute or nullo, but intact, maybe not so much. Do you imagine yourself as rerouted when squatting?