NOT seen in the bake-off

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Apparently "vagina cakes" are now a big thing at British baby showers. And, yes, they look just like their name implies. Below is a web address to a site with three examples, including a ferocious looking vagina dentata.

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2013/10/the-va ... -bake-off/
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Will wonders never cease?
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In Seattle, we have an "Erotic Bakery." (or we had, I haven't checked lately). In late 90s I catered an opening of a new body piercing shop, and ordered a very large cake topped with very realistic vagina and penis, each pierced w/ several real gold rings. Was amazingly realistic. They said their big customer base was bachelorette parties, and that penises outnumbered vaginas by considerable margin.

In a similar vein, check out Catherine the Great's obscene furniture. http://dangerousminds.net/comments/cath ... re_collect ion

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transward (imported) wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:28 pm In Seattle, we have an "Erotic Bakery." (or we had, I haven't checked lately). In late 90s I catered an opening of a new body piercing shop, and ordered a very large cake topped with very realistic vagina and penis, each pierced w/ several real gold rings. Was amazingly realistic. They said their big customer base was bachelorette parties, and that penises outnumbered vaginas by considerable margin.

There's always Voodoo Doughnuts, with three locations in Portland. They sell a cream-filled "Cock-N-Balls" doughnut that is designed to look like exactly what the name implies. It's cream-filled, chocolate-frosted, and has "bite me" written across it in bright pink frosting.....
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When I was in college, the cafeteria that fed the dorms glazed a big ham with orange donut-like glaze with white cream cheese declaration "He is Arisen."

It was appalling to see. Scarred me for life.
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JesusA (imported) wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:59 pm Apparently "vagina cakes" are now a big thing at British baby showers. And, yes, they look just like their name implies. Below is a web address to a site with three examples, including a ferocious looking vagina dentata.

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2013/10/the-va ... -bake-off/

That is about the most classless cake I think I have ever seen, I am sure to have nightmares for weeks.

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I like the one with the teeth but not the color of the cake.
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I don't know, it's late, I'm tired but....what flavour is the cake in any of these shapely concoctions? Or do they ever get cut-sorry, poor choice of words but "Sliced" seened worse-and eaten. Well, there's no way out of this one....
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Are you in Portland, Jesus?
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