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Why Eeyore was so grumpy
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Eunuchorn (imported)
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Re: Why Eeyore was so grumpy
Milne is spinning in his grave !!(SORRY RIVERWIND!!!)
Paolo, I'm drawing out a sketch of Christopher layin' the bone to Eeyore while his conveniently detached tail is used by Piglet to auto-asphyxiate. It will be on a custom T-shirt (friend in the biz in town) by the weekend. Thanks for the idea
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Re: Why Eeyore was so grumpy
I may be experiencing a difficulty with the notion of people having sexual relations with animals. Perhaps my difficulty is the result of having paid far too much attention to biology.
Let me try some set-theory thinking.
The set of all mammals is a proper subset of the set of all animals.
The set of all humans is a proper subset of the set of all mammals.
The set of all sexual relations humans have is a proper subset of the set of sexual relations of all animals.
The set of all human sexual relations is a proper subset of the set of all bestialities and/or zoophilias.
Therefore, all humans are bestial.
Sexual relations with animals is how we all got here. So, what is wrong with that Columbian sub-culture? How many of those donkeys have filed sexual abuse reports with the proper authorities?
Abuse, so I invariably observe so far during my life, is a subjective, individual experience; something that cannot be decided through any form of the social construction of reality.
I understand that there is a zoo in which there is an exhibit in the primate house, a mirror behind some bars surrounded by a frame with a sign nearby, "The Most Dangerous Animal in the World."
What if human bestiality is driven by the psychotic delusion that people are not bestial animals?
Let me try some set-theory thinking.
The set of all mammals is a proper subset of the set of all animals.
The set of all humans is a proper subset of the set of all mammals.
The set of all sexual relations humans have is a proper subset of the set of sexual relations of all animals.
The set of all human sexual relations is a proper subset of the set of all bestialities and/or zoophilias.
Therefore, all humans are bestial.
Sexual relations with animals is how we all got here. So, what is wrong with that Columbian sub-culture? How many of those donkeys have filed sexual abuse reports with the proper authorities?
Abuse, so I invariably observe so far during my life, is a subjective, individual experience; something that cannot be decided through any form of the social construction of reality.
I understand that there is a zoo in which there is an exhibit in the primate house, a mirror behind some bars surrounded by a frame with a sign nearby, "The Most Dangerous Animal in the World."
What if human bestiality is driven by the psychotic delusion that people are not bestial animals?
Re: Why Eeyore was so grumpy
Stefan, send me a JPG of that image.
You should put the caption, "You're not Colombian, kid!" under it.
You should put the caption, "You're not Colombian, kid!" under it.
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Re: Why Eeyore was so grumpy
Off topic
A kid entered a restaurant wearing green spiked hair.
The old man in the corner sat up and stared at the kid.
The kid yelled, "What you lookin at old man?"
The old man just kept his drop jaw staring.
Embarrassed the kid asked, "Weren't you ever young and dumb?"
The old man replied, "I had sex with a peacock. Are you my son?"
A kid entered a restaurant wearing green spiked hair.
The old man in the corner sat up and stared at the kid.
The kid yelled, "What you lookin at old man?"
The old man just kept his drop jaw staring.
Embarrassed the kid asked, "Weren't you ever young and dumb?"
The old man replied, "I had sex with a peacock. Are you my son?"
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A-1 (imported)
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Re: Why Eeyore was so grumpy
Hehehe
Lick me on Facebook
Lick me on ASS, book.
...but DON'T get any STUPID ideas...
janekane,
If they are fucking asses, those humans are the sub-animals of the set...
Lick me on Facebook
Lick me on ASS, book.
...but DON'T get any STUPID ideas...
janekane,
If they are fucking asses, those humans are the sub-animals of the set...