Yay!

[talula]

It is firing! It is firing! Woo hoo! It work! Yay! Woot!

Time to sit back and watch.

tal

[Paolo]

Good God, what has Gemm blown up now?!?! Call 911.

[Eunuken (imported)]

I think he made a Kiln, if thats the proper spelling, Watch out people Tal is on the loose with Clay.

Ken

[Paolo]

Call the nuclear cleanup team, then!

[BossTamsin (imported)]

So THAT'S why MacWolf was asked to make a special batch of his meatloaf.... it all makes sense now.

[Paolo]

:dong:Next thing you know, there will be little pottery penises sprouting up out of the yard there everywhere.

[JesusA (imported)]

I suspect that at the next MoM, everyone will go home with a penis, whether they want one or not.....

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Or, whether they arrived with one or not! On the other hand, can one have too many penises? --FLO--

[Paolo]

You can say it's an acorn or a mushroom that didn't turn out 100% right.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

You can say it's an acorn or a mushroom that didn't turn out 100% right.

I can see myself, walking some unsuspecting guest "down the garden path" while showing them my latest artistic creations... "Yes, I was oh so inspired to make ceramic fruits and vegetables to fill my garden since I could never ever get any real plants to grow here in Arizona... First I did this carrot, (that looks eerily like a penis) you see, as I was forming it I could see this carrot needed a good scrubbing, I was scrubbing my carrot for HOURS that day... and here is my banana, (also looking eerily like a penis) this banana did not start out so shinny and glossy, it got that way only after I buffed it thousands of times, seems I am always buffing my banana.... OH! And just look at this rhubarb I did! (also looking eerily like a penis) You know, you can't make rhubarb look that good without extensive rubbing, I had to rub my rhubarb so much, I became quite an expert at it and my rhubarb looked so good that a lot of people are asking me to rub their rhubarb! Well you know the old saying 'never rub another man's rhubarb?' At first I refused but I must confess I have started rubbing other men's rhubarbs and I am really quite good at it... Would you like me to rub your rhubarb?"

I would just love to do something like that, but somehow I know I would end up on the sex offender's registry if I ever let myself have that much fun!

Joking aside, I have started making "very very naughty monkey statues" and they are so naughty that they need to be spanked really hard, usually several times a day. I will start selling them and I bet they will sell really well because I always love spanking my monkey, could do it for hours, all day long actually!