Self-Pleasure On The Beach Is 'OK,'

[Paolo]

The way I heard it, Haley's Comet comes once every 75 years, and so does A-1.

Oh wait, he's not THAT old.

I think it was River that's seen the thing about 10 times now.

[A-1 (imported)]

The way I heard it, Haley's Comet comes once every 75 years, and so does A-1.

Oh wait, he's not THAT old.

I think it was River that's seen the thing about 10 times now.

It's not true. I'd be a serial killer if I could fuck for that long...

...is it still 'self pleasure' if you have a girl in a bikini do the 'handiwork'?

[george2u2 (imported)]

A scottsman was asked what he wears under his kilt? His reply? On a good day, lipstick.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

Well, this has me thinking about immigrating to Sweden, the land of Volvos and vulvas. It seems that here in the US, there are so damn many do gooders and MORON majority that when my monkey acts up and I have to spank my monkey, there is always someone there acting all offended, SERIOUSLY, it's a man's RIGHT to spank his naughty monkey - even in public. It serves as a good example to all the other monkeys when they see a naughty monkey getting spanked!

Sincerely,

"THE Deacon of Monkey DISCIPLINE"

Deacon Blues

[nvrgag44 (imported)]

I don't want to see the lady. The guy on the other hand...

--LT

My thoughts exactly!! YEAH!