New house, Midwest MOM and everything

[Dave (imported)]

In small town Wisconsin, though, it might get an even more negative reaction than a nuclear power plant in the back yard....

WHat? They've never seen little boys?

I once got angry at both my nieces when the one's son was in diapers because every time they changed the diaper he squirted like a fountain over half the bed. Jeepers, use a washcloth to cover the kid when the diaper comes off and the cold hits...

[Paolo]

Really get their attention with a cherub fountain, where the cherub has been neutered...

[kristoff]

Really get their attention with a cherub fountain, where the cherub has been neutered...

Than everyone would mistake him for a Catholic.

[considering (imported)]

RE; statue of a small boy w/o testicles. Manneken Pis, Brussels, Belgium. Erected (sic) 1618.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I have a two and one half year old grandson who is well qualified to be the fountain; he is just contrary enough that he might volunteer for it. I don't know how his mother keeps up with him he is not just a hand full, he is way more than that. --FLO--

[Dave (imported)]

I have a two and one half year old grandson who is well qualified to be the fountain; he is just contrary enough that he might volunteer for it. I don't know how his mother keeps up with him he is not just a hand full, he is way more than that. --FLO--

Find an empty room and put him in it with all his toys. Eventually he'll sleep.

Or get him outside and let him run around until he's too tired to move.

I've coped with a few of those two year olds.

They build character.

[considering (imported)]

I have a two and one half year old grandson who is well qualified to be the fountain; he is just contrary enough that he might volunteer for it. I don't know how his mother keeps up with him he is not just a hand full, he is way more than that. --FLO--

Uhm, somehow I feel that your grandson, charming child that I'm sure he is, is still "all boy". Of course, perhaps his parents are almost so progressive as to be actionable and they've realized that if he's neutered now, he'll never know the difference and, concurrently, will be au courant with the drive for zero population growth.

[Paolo]

We must have Grandson at this year's MOM. It would be nice to take him shopping with us before the big event so that I won't be an unemployed 'professional uncle'.