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You’ve got to love the the Brazilians. This is their mascot for testicle cancer awareness. And he is posing with kids! He goes by the name of Mr. Balls per this website (http://gawker.com/check-out-this-horrif ... s=og.likes). I think we would have a better name if he were a mascot here in the US. I am going with “Lumpy” or “Curly”.

What do you guys think? Any better suggestions?

http://gawker.com/check-out-this-horrif ... s=og.likes
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This is Brasil where a show of anatomy is hardly an occasion to be startled. If , as the article says, his purpose it to raise awareness of testicular cancer and promote self examination, then I think it's great. That sort of issue doesn't do well when politely hinted about, or referenced in words that don't exactly convey the message. My only gripe is that as he goes down the scrotum, those tangled bits of fur are a bit much. Surely, in the age of the metrosexual, a little judicious landscaping would have been a good thing.
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When it comes to displays of scrotal utility, no one beats Japan.

https://www.google.com/search?q=tanuki& ... 24&bih=672#
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Come on Jesus, I know you've been to San Francisco and seen this guy (http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/penis-costume.jpg) at the various pansexual events.

The big difference between him and the Brazilian model? This one hasn't had a penectomy.

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Losethem (imported) wrote: Thu May 09, 2013 12:28 pm The big difference between him and the Brazilian model? This one hasn't had a penectomy.

He also isn't hairy and lumpy. I'm well aware of San Francisco's very own dancing penis. More celebrations need one like him.
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JesusA (imported) wrote: Thu May 09, 2013 5:51 pm He also isn't hairy and lumpy. I'm well aware of San Francisco's very own dancing penis. More celebrations need one like him.

I can't see Mr Balls or Mr Penis cavorting at the Three River's Art Festival in Downtown Pittsburgh.
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That takes balls
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🙄 It is only in the U.S. and the Middle East would any one care.💡
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The Brazilian mascot, Mr. Balls, looks really unattractive. Warty, pimply, mangy hair, bucktoothed, ugly, and dorky. You d think with all the amazingly handsome and super virile men in Brazil, they d create an exceptionally handsome Mr. Balls. Scrotums are usually exceptionally handsome and attractive. That mascot is enough to turn females into lesbians !

Probably the creators attempted to make him as non sexual and non threatening as they could for public relations reasons to counter any sexual connotations in him or criticisms that he is too pornographic. They only succeeded in making him ugly and repulsive.

Men and boys deserve a handsome mascot of their most manly sex organs.
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Those Japanese scrotums and testicles are massive and much more attractive. Size queens would love those giant scrotums being used as fishing nets and carried on men s backs and shoulders like great weights !

I m not sure how they ended up mixed in with a ton of raccoon photos ? But they are a ball and scrotum lovers wet dream in size and weight lol !
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