looking for storys

[calamity (imported)]

hey all i don't really post anywhere near as much as i should...

but im looking for a couple stories...

the first story was off a guy who took revenge on someone

by cutting off his penis and making him think he threw it down

a long drop kinda toilet...he however kept the penis in a freezer

and later gave it to him in a hotdog...

the 2nd story was off a girl who answers an add from an old lady

who gives her a magic knife that can cut off the penis but still keep

its sensitivity...she steals a penis from a man and rings him up from a

pay phone...