buying elastrator tools on Amazon.com, or using a rubber band

[Alek Hyra (imported)]

I am seeking to castrate myself by banding. I found at least three elastrator tools, and also elastrator rings, for sale on Amazon.com, but because they are meant to be used on sheep I know not which one works best for a man. Does anyone know? Or would it be more effective for me to tie a rubber band or some other household object about my testicles? Can someone tell me how to do it?

[Dave (imported)]

First, it won't work because you won't be able to stand the pain. It is a pain you won't believe - much worse than getting kicked in the testicles with a steel toed boot.

Second, rubber bands are not strong enough, so it will be a long, lingering pain... days maybe. You can't stay drunk or drugged up that long.

Third, if you do find a way to withstand the pain, then you got dead balls and scrotum hanging off your body and they will rot and stink. You'll smell like a dead body and people won't want to be near you. If you take the rubber ring or the rubber band off once your testicles are cold and dead, then all that dead will be injected into your bloodstream. That's not good.

Fourth, so you say you'll cut them off -- but that rubber ring or rubber bands will be so close to your body that you will open a gash in your crotch that will bleed effusively.. like think bleed to death.

So please read the various topics on the EA discussion boards and forget about the elastrator.

[_g (imported)]

I am seeking to castrate myself by banding. I found at least three elastrator tools, and also elastrator rings, for sale on Amazon.com, but because they are meant to be used on sheep I know not which one works best for a man. Does anyone know? Or would it be more effective for me to tie a rubber band or some other household object about my testicles? Can someone tell me how to do it?

First rubber bands will not work. The have been a few which have used banding to castrate them self's. The few which have succeeded took sleeping pills or were drinking and half drink when they were banded and passed out. DAVE is correct about the pain, other methods are less painful and much less invasive overall.

You should really do some more research on human banding, but Eunuch Archive does not have the information you are looking for, but at one time BME did in the castration section.