Visit Ohio at your own risk

[tugon (imported)]

A good time can be had in Ohio

http://www.examiner.com/article/woman-a ... bare-hands

Woman arrested for castrating a man with her bare hands

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, of Ohio, was arrested for allegedly castrating a man with her bare hands.

The incident took place in Shelby, Ohio early in the morning at around 5 a.m. during an argument between Gregory and her lover, 59, whose name has not been released. Apparently the man attempted to flee the house he was sharing with Gregory, and was calling 911 while outside when Gregory rushed the man, squeezing his genitals.

Reports indicate that she squeezed the man's genitals so hard that she popped one of the man's testicles out of the scrotum.

After being assaulted the victim, deeply wounded, made his way to a local "rescue squad building", as reported by charlotteobserver.com. After notifying the authorities of the assault, officers went to arrest Gregory who was taken into custody without a fight.

Once apprehended, Gregory was placed into the back seat of a squad car. This is when Gregory removed her pants and used the back seat as a toilet, urinating on the seat as she sat in her own waste.

Joyce Maxine Gregory has been charged with malicious castration, and assault causing serious bodily injury. She has been previously convicted of drug possession, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and prostitution.

[Wolf-Pup (imported)]

Soooo you can go to the bathroom in a squad car and not be charged with a crime? Good to know....

[Losethem (imported)]

I guess it's a good thing the furthest into Ohio I've been is downtown Chesapeake.

[jemagirl (imported)]

Sounds like a winner.

[butterflyjack (imported)]

Never under estimate the power of Meth...Just another junkie with her pimp boyfriend...Poor woman..Jackie

[A-1 (imported)]

...shoulda handcuffed her to the metal screen between the front and back seats and drove the squad car into a river, throwing her a key ring with 100 keys (without a handcuff key that worked) and screamed at her, "...save YOURSELF!"

Then they could have put the video on you tube... then we could have seen if shit floats...

[transward (imported)]

Soooo you can go to the bathroom in a squad car and not be charged with a crime? Good to know....

You should hear some of the stories cops tell each over over a beer after work. People can get genuinely disgusting (and quite creative) when high and in the back of a cop car. (The back seats are made to be easily washed out, this is not uncommon.)

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