An "udderly" reDICKulous joke for Andrew...

[A-1 (imported)]

Hope this one makes you laugh until "the cows come home"

A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line, the buyer saw bee hives and stopped. He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."

The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.

The buyer felt unsure about the sale until he proposed that he be tied to a nearby tree, naked, overnight. If he was stung once he would get the farm for free, but if he wasn't stung then he would pay the farmer double the price.

The farmer agreed and tied the now naked man to the tree. The next morning the farmer saw the man leaning over and very pale.

"Oh no!" the farmer thought, "He got stung and now I have to give him the farm!"

As he reached the man he gently shook him and asked where he got stung and if he needed a doctor.

"No, no, I'm okay," gasped the naked man, "I'll pay you double for the farm, but doesn't that calf of yours have a mother?"

A-1

[luvpain (imported)]

Good one A-1, I got a good laugh out of it.

[Andrew (imported)]

And I hope more EA members will post their favourite jokes to this section.

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[Andrew (imported)]

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody

sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks

around and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from,

boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a

taxidermist?"

The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys,

he's one of us!"

[haltlos (imported)]

Good one, Andrew!



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