Question about banding. Pain in stomach

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Question about banding. Pain in stomach

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Hey guys I'm new too this forum. I started dating a new gf a few months back and she's always talked about banding me with this tool called the elastrator anyways last night she convinced me to do it anyway she put it on me right before bed and I took some medicine and I woke up the middle of the night with a horrible gut wrenching pain deep in my lower stomach, is this normal the horrible pain. This morning when I got up its not quite as severe and my testicles are very cold and discolored.
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Citrus6517 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:44 am Hey guys I'm new too this forum. I started dating a new gf a few months back and she's always talked about banding me with this tool called the elastrator anyways last night she convinced me to do it anyway she put it on me right before bed and I took some medicine and I woke up the middle of the night with a horrible gut wrenching pain deep in my lower stomach, is this normal the horrible pain. This morning when I got up its not quite as severe and my testicles are very cold and discolored.

Better see a Doctor ASAP - ER!!! other wise you will be an Eunuch, if the Doctor can't save your testicles.

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Hey the pai in my stomach actually went away I still have the little band on but the pain is gone
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Citrus6517 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:44 am . I started dating a new gf a few months back and she's always talked about banding me with this tool called the elastrator .....
I'm curious about her motive in castrating you. Did she just want a platonic relationship? Or did you have a fight that made her angry enough to castrate you? I'm also curious about you. Your phrasing, "...this tool called the elastrator," suggests that you weren't aware that she was intent on destroying your testicles. Were you really that surprised? This is truly bizarre.

But I'm with _g on this: If you had an elastrator band on all night, you need to be at the ER now. Gangrene is nothing to fool with.

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I'm assuming since I'm not in pain and they no longer hurt everythings ok :-)
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if she kept the elastrator band on you all night, the odds are that your nuts are dead.....as the others said, you might want to seek medical help immediately....
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As someone who has played with these before in the past, I can only wonder what the hell kind of pain pill you took before?

The pain from even a half hour's wear is amazingly much!

I seriously doubt you could have kept it on all night, and slept, at that.

No.

Not without serious medication that more than likely would NOT be over the counter.

Even if so, after all that time, yeah, gangreene, for sure.

And I'm sorry, but my bullshit detector is beeping.
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Paolo wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:02 am As someone who has played with these before in the past, I can only wonder what the hell kind of pain pill you took before?

The pain from even a half hour's wear is amazingly much!

I seriously doubt you could have kept it on all night, and slept, at that.

No.

Not without serious medication that more than likely would NOT be over the counter.

Even if so, after all that time, yeah, gangreene, for sure.

And I'm sorry, but my bullshit detector is beeping.

Paolo: i had the same thought immediately, but always want to give folks the benefit of the doubt......but i am leaning heavily towards bs again....
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If the band stayed on overnight, more than eight hours, you're a eunuch. Your testicles will drop off in a few days, but they'll start to smell horribly after the next day or so. You'll need to go to the ER and get yourself fixed up by a pro. Don't take the band off now or you'll compromise your genital area and possibly get your penis infected. Then they'll remove that too. As for the pain, I agree, unless you took something like Oxycotin you'd never sleep through this.
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Citrus6517 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:39 am I'm assuming since I'm not in pain and they no longer hurt everythings ok :-)

No, you are not OK.

If you still have the elastrator band on, your testicles are dead and you've been castrated. Your testicles are dead. That's why they don't hurt. That's it. period. No doubt about it. Your girlfriend castrated you with the elastrator last night. it's all done and over with.
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