Dark Knight Rises: Review

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Die hard fans know that Batman (Bruce Wayne) just keeps going and going.

And when he dies (in the comics) they just put him in one of Ra's Al Ghul's pools of Immortality and bring him back.

From the sounds of this debacle, we could have written a better script.
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I guess I'm in the minority here, I thought it was a generally good movie that had some flaws.

That said, I have heard rumours that DC Comics is already planning a Batman reboot movie to come out sometime around 2015. As well, there is another Superman movie due out next summer. (They had a preview for that before TDKR, and I have nit-picky issues with one of the scenes.) Have to keep the money wheels grinding.

I'm kinda hoping though, that the rebooted Batman takes some cues from what Marvel's done in their universe. Actually put Batman into the same world where Superman, Green Lantern, the Flash, etc exist. They keep making noises of doing a Justice League movie, so it might be possible.
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Yes, both BATMAN and SUPERMAN will get reboots in the movies in the next three, four years.
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A "Justice League" movie would be a blockbuster, for sure.

Casting call? Who do you get for Wonder Woman? Flash? Green Lantern?
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...and the GUANO in the old Bat Cave DEEPENS...
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Bat Guano is good for the garden.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano

Guano (via Spanish, ultimately from the Quechua wanu, meaning 'dung') is the excrement (feces and urine) of seabirds, cave dwelling bats, and seals. Guano manure is an effective fertilizer due to its high levels of phosphorus and nitrogen and its lack of odor. It was an important source of nitrates for gunpowder. Soil that is deficient in organic matter can be made more productive by addition of this manure.

they have a fascinating picture of a nest of the Peruvian Booby made of guano.

Interestingly, its not called shitting from sea birds, it's called jettisoning.

And Seagulls jettison pounds of the crap onto cars and unsuspecting tourists in Florida every day . Estimates are at least 157.3 pounds of guano rain down on Florida's tourists each day. If that keeps up, in a few thousand years, Florida will sink into the ocean. Either that or the Okefenokee Swamp will be filled in.
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