Scrotum fun

[Paolo]

Jock itch is normally caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot. It's no cause for alarm, and easily treated. However, spraying something like Tinactin on your crotch isn't a lot of fun. One reason I don't wear underwear in hot weather.

[Dave (imported)]

It would seem to me, but then I have no experience with this, is that a medical vacuum pump system to obtain a large erection would be a better alternative than any kind of implant. They are on YouTube video. Put a soft constricting ring around the base of the penis, attach the automatic or manual operated vacuum pump, evacuate the air from the tube, penis gets large and hard, remove tube, penis stays large and hard, and then do with it what you will, or to whatever degree it will co operate.

No drugs, no side effects, no implants, no surgery. And you can make it last about a half an hour, remove the ring, let a fresh supply of blood circulate for awhile, and do it again. Not that it is going to make your flacid penis any bigger, but the pumpers work. If you are over 65, even Medicare will help pay for them. Works whether you have balls or not.

Apparently this fellow did want erections and more than once I walked into his house when he had a naked gal in his bed.

I have no problem with my penis.

[humanbean (imported)]

wonder if they make ben wa balls in titanium...

[fredbutz (imported)]

haha, I've wondered the same thing.

I'd like either some weight, or remove. When I walk the sack gets sucked up between my thighs.

I sort of like the idea of going through the airport scanner with some titanium balls.

But I suppose the delays would get tiresome after a few times.

[Dave (imported)]

There's an article down in the Jokes and Media forum about the TSA groping in disbelief the man with the largest penis in the world.

http://www.eunuch.org/forums/showthread ... edition%29

I suggest that you do nothing to "disturb" TSA. They are verily easily confused and they get jumpy and twitchy with anything remotely unusual.

A very real friend of mine has a metal shoulder and carries doctors certificates.

Artificial knees and hips cause delays and wandings and pat downs too.

Please spare those poor souls in TSA and don't insert metal balls in your scrotum.

It's fun to think about but TSA gets goofy over so little, just smile when you pass through the metal detectors and not anything else.

[Hardball (imported)]

So, I got this empty scrotum, and I'm looking to have some fun with it.

Really, any ideas that a doctor would actually do?

I'm not sure if I can have it removed -- and what reason I would need to have that done.

Or, I also considered some 1/2 to 3/4 ball bearings. I think the weight would be cool, but I'm not sure if they'll move up and get lost.

I have some 1 2/5 inch jingle bells I was going to take on my next cancer checkup for fun. But that would definately spoil any of the other two ideas.

Anyone do anything cool with theirs?

HUmm, maybe a cell phone.

Have a breast implant installed, that would shake up TSA, and probably feel good. What is round, soft, and warm? Tribbles.

[Paolo]

And the 10 year old thread gets a necro-bump.

Let's have fun with it, folks!



Of course, the most well-known thing to do, I'd think, would be a scrotal inflation - filling the empty scrotum with sterile saline, most likely.

And NO, we don't recommend that, either!

[Valery_V (imported)]

And the 10 year old thread gets a necro-bump.

Let's have fun with it, folks!



Of course, the most well-known thing to do, I'd think, would be a scrotal inflation - filling the empty scrotum with sterile saline, most likely.

And NO, we don't recommend that, either!

I have no idea why the "Laughing Gas" inflation is done, ie. nitrous oxide...

If you don't believe me, you can see what it looks like:

File:N2O Inflation.webm

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... ation.webm

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Sorry, this is funny to me.

(Though it's probably some sort of medical procedure.)

[Losethem (imported)]

That is a bit amusing. It's like watching one of those frogs the "inflates" when it get scared or feels it is in some sort of harm, only in this instance is a set of cock and balls.

[WheelyCurious]

I wonder if he would make funny noises and get randomly rocketed around the room if he undid the bow at the base???

Slightly more seriously, considering that from my understanding the inside of the scrotum would be an absorbing surface like the inside of the intestines, and that N20 is a pain killer and mind altering med, it probably gave the dude a massive high that will last a long time until he either vents or his body absorbs it all... (and NO, I DON'T recommend it as a technique...)